The Grey Rooster Chronicles

What was that trip about hmmmm...

2009-11-23T02:28:00.000-08:00

I will go over what all went wrong with our trip and try to update it soon, turkey day is coming..

One hell of a trip to SPOKANE....

2009-10-10T20:52:00.001-07:00

Will update this post when we get home tomorrow............. trip is not over yet.

Happy 5 Years to my Wife...

2009-08-27T23:43:00.000-07:00

by the time I can get blogger to work, it will be tomorrow, ....... Happy Anniversary to my Wife, its been a wonderful 5 years, I have worked several jobs hmmm and even did odd jobs when we first got here, 3 years later we have a CUTE little miss K.... still have the same dog Riley (big OLD dog), have the same black cat and a new cat from 4 years ago.... guess you can say tucker was our new dog but we gave him to grammie..... we have lived in only 2 places, first one was great but the landlord was a crazy old hag, new landlord is just an old lady....... we are still broke all the time but we have moved ahead by getting a newer set of funiture and a bigger TV...

So again its been a HAPPY 5 YEARS... I remember it like it was yesterday, being all dress upped and being so scared standing at the park in Anatone but then everything was great when we finally got to the oregon coast (honeymoon), I wanted to get back over there by 5 years but it will have to wait another 5 years LOL.... well the wife is working out on her blog right now getting a bit upset, I was earlier because I could not get into blogger, Anyway 5 years people, send lots of gifts, mostly money if you can't decide... LOL

Rockin on the River was okay this year..

2009-07-26T19:56:00.000-07:00

This year was okay for the rockin, I guess you can say I like my music LOL...on the way down D kept saying I was like just all hyper but I just wanted to get there, now I know we can get there later on and well I like to get there early for my moneis worth LOL...

okay first picture here is the warm up sound check, look how empty it is in front of us.. Okay now the first band is up and the crowd got more but here is the first band called Bridgewalker and the Bass player was Miss K's Lawyer and the guitar player is Justin from my work, all this time I never knew ....
Workmate Justin has the blue guitar and the bald dude with the red bass guitar is the Lawyer.. rest of the band have no clue who they are but they rocked really good, I was impressed.. now D's friends shows up and they sat up in front of us, soon the open space was filled with bodies.. D"s friend Margie... Now this next band D did not care for, I was not real impressed, they rocked and was good for what they do, everybody is good because if they like it and having fun doing it well more power to YA but I was bored with their gig... this is the Simon Tucker Band.... good as a bar band in my book but has a song on ZRock that gets the most votes for something, not sure but here they are...
Now its gets really good, getting a buzz and D's buzzed and then I notice this girl sitting in front of us, she is just looking at me, so I look around and then look back, she blows me a kiss, I turn and look around and nobody is around, so I look back at her and she says "YOU", I read her lips and then I was like uhhhhh I am sittin with my wife so I started talking to D and then D says to me "what is she looking at?" I say "She is lookin at me" D just laughs, well I never told D till later what went down and D got pissed off... here is the girl just looking at me for 10 minutes, she stopped after I took the picture, D wants this picture so she can well just look for it. Yes I know I am not the cutest guy on the block but this girl is sitting with her boyfriend and I have my wife next to me, She came with D's friends when they showed up, D later found out because I told my wife what happened so she did not hear it later and I said to just asked your friend sometime about her, well Beth is the name, D just had to go and find out, D was really mad.... anyway we left the show early because it was like wrapping up and we wanted to get out... Here is some shots of Kenny Wayne Shepard..

I saved the best for last, D says I am a dirty old man.... but I was buzzed when I took these photos, it was getting dark out and I was just like move you ass so I can get a picture, of the show not their ass silly LOL...
Anyway I had fun and next year Little Miss K is gonna go and have a blast, I got alot of pictures of all the bands these were some of the normal ones so if you want I will upload them to a file host if anyone wants them if not oh well its okay, Don't forget to ask D about a private Photo sent to her inbox hehehehehe uhhhh she can really embarass me now.... so I can't wait to find out what she says about that girl Beth... I know Bitch Skank Whore Slut Cunt something along them lines.... well I best go for now....

Been too busy to blog...

2009-07-24T21:19:00.001-07:00

Yes I been too busy, every weekend I have not had time to do anything but go do stuff that sucks up all my time, I need my time to fix things, yes Miss K has jammed up the back door knob so the key does not work, yeah have to tear that apart, need to fix the dvd player still and the list goes on and on, I just want a day to do this, but hey tomorrow myself and Lady D get to go to Rockin on the River and get to hear Kenny Wayne Shepard, YEAH !!!!

I am also starting up a new blog, news of that will be out after I get it all layed out and get my first post done, a clue is uhhhh well I will be tearing apart and reading the fine lines and bitching out the stupidity of something we get everyday hehehehe will reveal this blog soon, because I just have to voice my opinion and it will be a good read for all to see, trust me it will open your eyes, thats another clue, you use your eyes so can't wait till I get it going but not this weekend..

I got stuck with forced overtime, yes they call it FORCED OVERTIME, I have to work 5pm to 5 am on Sunday night and then be at my normal shift Monday at 3:30 pm and work that week, nice they tell me this without alot of noticed either, they want you to give them 2 week noticed if your quiting or moving on so I would respect if they can tell me in advance about hey next month you will be FORCED to work overtime and I can plan my days out, if I got stuck with Saturday I was going to miss work and get in trouble, get in trouble, might even be suspened for 3 days without pay or worse FIRED but they at least suspend people first to give them a chance, yeah force me to work on a day I already planned because it is my life outside of thiers, what a buch of shit but hey I have a job right... Work first and put your family last is thier moto....

My Favorite 70's Icon just Died....

2009-06-26T13:31:00.000-07:00

Wow, sad sad sad , I think every little boy had a poster on the wall of this icon when they were growing up in the 70's, I know I did, I bet it would be worth a mint now but its too sad, even if I had the poster that I had above my bed hehehehe I would not sell.... then another one died but I won't talk about him because the news has been flooded with the shit.... anyway she was a good girl and will be missed...

Copper Eyed Children ...

2009-06-19T03:26:00.000-07:00

What are dreams for? , this is one of the saddest dreams I ever had, D heard me talking in my sleep, she heard me say "the copper eyed children only live for 2 weeks, she talked back to me and asked if I was awake, I answered yes, but I was still asleep, she asked what and where ???and I answered again with "I seen it on the science channel and that the copper eyed children only live for 2 weeks.... "

Strange but what I was dreaming before was I was watching the science channel and learned that there was something bad about the world we were in now and that childrens eyes will turn to copper and then they will die in less than 2 weeks, weird I got to stop watching the educational stuff, anyway after that D heard me talking, and I thought that was part of my dream and yes it is because I was still asleep.. So D actually changed the path of my dream...

Now after all that I kept on dreaming and not sure where D was after that point of her talking to me, I know she must of got up to let me sleep but she was not in my dream anymore... this is where it gets sad and I can't get this part out of my head but my little baby K was in my dream and her eyes turned copper and I was so devasted... I only remember that I was holding her in my arms in the rocking chair and I was not going to let her go out of my arms, I don't remember and I don't think I told anyone, the copper eyed children were dying everyday from the world we lived in and I was going to loose my little baby... all I can remember was holding her screaming no no no and thats when I woke up...

I never told D the whole dream because I just did not understand what the hell it was about, this copper eyed children had D thinking because she went out to the jeep and there was 2 empty white buckets in the back and on them it said big letters COPPER, hehehe they were from work and copper comes in them and its used in the process of coating the lead, but thats not why I was dreaming about this weird world we lived in, where the copper came from who knows, I just was so stress and worried about something to dream I was loosing my baby girl, that was a wierd dream.... sure wish I knew what was stressing me out... had to be from stress, who really knows..

I know that dreams are mostly random thoughts pulled out of memory and scrambled together in no order at all , some poeple say well I never seen this person before, but yet they have, your brain stores everything you hear, smell and touch and see... yes you look through a magazine and not really paying attention but every face you were expose to for just a glance is now stored in your head, anytime your brain can randomly pull anything at anytime and stir it all up and toss it out as a dream. So just think everything you hear, birds, cars, and everysound from TV and your not paying attention but your out in a crowd and you see people, not really looking at people to remember anybody even but your brain does and its all stored in your head, you might not recall but the dreamland will pull it out of storage, so you think you don,t remember, hmmmm its still in your head from day one... yes your first breathe is stored in the brain too...

Why I dream about this has me baffled, it was so real that I even was talking and answering D back in my sleep, now D can talk to me and I will answer back, ohhhh what now will she be asking ??? hehehe LOL.... Thats the first I know I was really listening to someone outside my dream and talking back, thats scary to think your dreamland brain thing can communicate and randomly make dreams at the same time... this is not good, I know my wife will be talking to me when I sleep now, LOL damn she has it made now... just remember I can not be responsible for what it randomly makes up out of the soup its making....

I am just so happy to see my baby safe and happy and I hope I never dream about that ever again.... in my dream all I do remember was thinking I was going with her no matter what, thats why I can't for the life of me figured where D was in my dream at that point, I was just holding my baby and rocking and it was the end for both of us.... if D did not talk to me I don't think she would of been in this dream... what ever kind of world we were in was like some toxic wasteland so I know now its not this world, LOL well close its still a bad planet LOL... or I would not of came up with this wierd dream...

Something to be happy about....

2009-06-14T22:39:00.000-07:00

Well I have not blogged for awhile, figured you all did not want to here about all the fuck ups I have to work with so I did not post, yes its so bad that I just figured fuck them all, was hoping a new job would appear but then the boss came up to me and said he got me into the swing shift monday thru thursday, KEWL get of the retard bus and move up the ladder, most of the people with more senoirity than me already moved to weekend days, and stuff then the spot opened for a swing during the week and I got it, so he helped because I said I wanted days during the week but them old timers will never retire and everyone with more senoirity than me get first crack...

So now I will be getting a full 40 hour week, no more 12 hour days but 10 hours days so ya kewl, most people start on weekend swing like me, then you move to weekend days and then to swing then to days but since people moved from w/end days to swing a bunch on our shift moved to weekend days well another spot opened for swing and the boss placed me and another kid who has been there for 2 years over to swing, kewl , but some people with more seniority are kinda mad because they wanted swing, well you jumped out onto the day shift and were not there for him to move ya , hehehehehe and your new boss was not there to fill the spot because it came in on friday night a spot was opened, well first come first served, well senoirity, well the kid had it down for swing I had any shift and was next since the rest of the crew already went..

Sad news is now I am at the bottom of the senority list on the new crew, I lost my status from weekend swing which I moved up to like the middle but hey I am that much closer to day shift now, I will work from 3:30 pm to 2:00 am, not this 5pm to 5 am for 3 days, my checks will be bigger, I only got 34.5 hours and now I get my full 40, just that little bit of hours will add up to almost $5,000 a year more at my pay rate, I still got one more raise coming and its based on hours, well the hours will build faster now I get 80 hours every paycheck rather than 69 hours so will get to my next raise faster, got about 5 months to go to be maxed out but that will put me around $17 per hour..

So guess its all good for now , will have friday - sunday off, to go off and do things on the weekend with everyone will be nice, well if I had friends to do things with, hehehehe anyway I am off tonight because I start this monday, so I took off tonight or I would of worked 7 days so the boss said if you want I will give you sunday off, and I took p.t.o. so its paid and I went out to dinner with my family, then off to dairy queen with baby k for her fav, ice cream, she was happy, I am happy to see the wife happy, I think she is happy, not sure yet, will find out when she gets up and reads this blog.... So I start a new crew and these folks been on this shift for awhile and more will be coming from my old shift and that w/days shift so will still be on the bottom but for now I don't have to carry everybody on my old line anymore, its gonna be nice to not work so hard and get more hours, Kewl........

Was gonna bitch about work.......

2009-05-25T06:40:00.000-07:00

Well I was gonna bitch about work but I read my wifes blog and started to cry, I remember alot but never forget, I just don't really think about my past, it seems cold, my past that is, and it makes me depressed when I do remember, my friends will always be gone and most of the time before I would think why them and not me.... Life , today is memorial day I feel cold. thats not right but there is nothing I can do.. so today I think I will do something I use to do with my friends and thats play music, except I will be alone, well miss k has a tamborine she can join in..

Stress and can't sleep....

2009-05-20T02:35:00.000-07:00

We are sinking ship in our ocean over here, anyway life sucks being broke all the time, never can do anything but breathe air because its not taxed yet, anyway another reason I can not sleep is I got a test today at work, yeah its not a normal workday, but I am taking a setup test at work, a math test and a hands on test with tools, all to better myself and make more money and to not work so hard....

The more money you make where I work the less physical the work is, unless your an assembler then the heavier the work the more pay, but you can work in shipping riding a forklift all day and make the same as me, so its time to move up and work even less, (not les but less pysical) I just hope I can pass the testing, so stressed I can not sleep because everything in my life is just like falling apart, well thats how I feel I guess....

Well lets hope our wonderful life over here gets better by me trying to upgrade and to all of you please pray for D, she needs to get a foot in the door somewhere so she can be happier too and then we will have a happy world for all to come and see, maybe stay awhile and have bar-bee-que this summer with little miss K, yeah before she she gets a car and moves out... life is just going to fast, so slow down time for us please.. pray for my D, I already know where I am going so no need for me on your list...

Thanks to all of you who like us..... really my blog is just a nightmare and sometimes I feel just like crying...

Clearwire Sucks Donkey Balls...

2009-05-20T01:44:00.000-07:00

I really hate to bitch about stuff (Luv it luv it)... anyway we are getting screwed over by ClearWire Internet, yup a big company like them only get rich by fucking screwing its customers out of money, they actually charged my debit card without my permission. D used it once a long time ago to pay it online once and because we were behind by one billing cycle they found this transaction and decided WTF lets charge this on there debit card, what if my card was canceled or something hehehehe would of been funny, D told them on the phone when we could pay this and they went ahead a charged it and now my account may be overdrawn and fees attached from the bank... Thanks alot CLEARWIRE fucking ASSHOLES, you lost our business...

Besides there service sucks donkey balls, its like having a dual 56k modem is all, so like uhhhh WTF would I pay for this slow service, well D was mad at cable company, and I think she hates them for alot of reasons so we switched to Clearwire, well after awhile it was like the slowest interent I have had since the phone modem days of the mid 90's, how this works is they share the connection, the more people in your hood get clearwire and are online when you are the slower you all go, cable does this as well but its still faster than Clearwire, I decided to shop around for a dedicated account, WHY you ask, well with CLEARWIRE SHIT, I get a email saying please stop using the internet too much, WHAT THE FUCK ?????, they said in this email that I been connected and using to much bandwidth and slowing others down, WELL HUH I guess I need to comply, hehehehe I am paying for internet and they tell me to not use it too much and to let others get online, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, I paid for it I am going to use it 24/7 if I want...

Well my PC was connected online 24/7 and so is D's, its always connected but mine was set to auto-download and upload at there max speed, well it was slow anyway but I did this at night the most but thought I would try to download when I was sleeping, I sleep in the days on the week-end, hmmmm most teens are home then and that must of slowed down because everyone was downloading something, WTF CLEARWIRE ????, stupid fuckin dumb asses, thats what the internet does, you surf and download shit stupid fucks, what a bunch of assholes to say ohhh you are like a hog and need can-not be online so much because someones teen across town wants to be on You-tube to watch funny videos and I must wait my turn so they can surf the web.... I am paying for your SHITTY SERVICES just like them so FUCK YOU CLEARWIRE....

Needless to say Clearwire SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.... did I mention CLEARWIRE in this post (hehehehe) want to make sure everyone knows that CLEARWIRE SUCKS... anyway we go to get disconneted and they wont till there modem is returned even though I am not online at all with them they are charging me full anyway until they get the shit back, they will not pro-rate it by the days so if you sent it in around the start of a bill cycle you get charged for the whole cycle or month, so we are getting screwed out of 2 months of SERVICE I DO NOT HAVE OR USE, I will be paying CLEARWIRE, so this is another reason to NEVER USE CLEARWIRE NEVER, they are a bunch of silly assholes who rip people off.... see they already charged my debit card illegally and now they will charge us again for a month we are not using because we are sending the modem by ups tomorrow to their return center in Nevada.... but then they will cancel us when ever so lets hope they do it before the next billing cycle, would not surprise me if they try to scam another month out of us, AOL got sued for doing this practice, now AOL is on the ball because of this and never charges for no services used.... CLEARWIRE SUCKS.... charge me for something I have not used, ASSHOLES ...CLEARWIRE IS A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES

Well lets just say I got something thats way faster than cable, you know how cable says were up yo 7 times faster than a phone modem, well I am around 50 times faster than Cable .... so uhhhhh cable is even slow anymore these days, I got a dedicated DSL connection, which they are like fast fast fast these days, and its actually cheaper than CLEARWIRE, even after ther introductory price is over and I pay full price, its about 10 bucks cheaper and 50 times faster than cable, .. WOW guess I can say its official, CLEARWIRE SUCKS REALLY SUCKS BAD....
SO heed my warning tell all your friend to cancel CLEARWIRE, never use CLEARWIRE, tell everyone to tell everyone to tell their everyone that CLEARWIRE SUCKS.....

Explosion at the workplace...

2009-05-11T19:42:00.000-07:00

Yes this is a real explosion (boom) not a bunch of people fighting, it was the last weekend before this work weekend and it was Sunday, or what I call my friday, anyway it was just before lunch and everyone was working hard because the 2 newbies which I thought was ( well better not say) hehehehe I can say it was more work for me with them there anyway, they are being moved to another shift (thank god) anyway we were working along and one employee was priming cases, there are 500 primers on a board and you shake 500 cases into a plate and then you put primer plate then case plate and run it into the machine, the machine presses the primers into the cases, well the machine is set so you have to have cases on the primer plate before you send it in, this is so the primers can not go alone because the press will squeeze them and it will go BOOM....

Well it happened, she set a primer plate on the press and was going fast and sent it in, the machine should of not of sent it in, but the safety mechanism failed and it went into the machine, she claimes she tried to hit the stop button but was too late, BOOM, and everyone jumped in the building, it was loud, so loud that it shook the building, smoke was rolling out of this machine for 30 seconds, it could of been really bad but this machine has plexi-glass shield which contains any parts and pieces from hitting you, yeah sounds like a safe place to work you think....

Well our line was down after that, they left the machine as is until all the big wigs showed up and it was comfirmed the safety switch was out of adjustment, so for who knows how long I been running this machine that way it could of happened to anyone, I have sent it a primer plate but hit the stop button myself and thought that was stupid, so now it works last night this Sunday I thought hmmm so I tried and nothing so I put cases on and hit it and it went into the press, so its safe now, we all thought if she got fired we were going to all say something, why, it was like her first 2 weeks online and the safety was at fault, she got drug tested after this and was gone the rest of the night, but we all seen her this week at her new shift.

It kinda sucks not having a full crew, we are down 2 people on our line so I still have to work my ass off until we get more bodies to replace the empty spots, and to think about all the machines, hehehehehe really for what we do with all the explosive materials we handle it is a safe plac e to work, except in the back of my mind I think all these machines are like over 40 years old and there falling apart, and a big company making milllions every week just wont update the work place, they are getting new stuff on line one and stuff, last night line 2 broke something and shut down, guess someday it will be all replaced.... well thats all the work blog I got for now.

Deciphering Men's Speech Patterns

2009-04-30T02:43:00.000-07:00

Its almost too good to be true, lets see if you can relate this to your husband....

1. "I can't find it"
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

2. "That's women's work"
MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.

3. "Will you marry me?"
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no peanut butter left.

4. "It's a guy thing."
MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?

6. "It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: I have no idea how it works.

7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead.

8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.

9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

10. "That's interesting dear."
MEANS: Are you still talking?

11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.

12. "You expect too much from me."
MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?

13. "It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women.

14. "You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a thong bikini.

16. "Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt.

17. "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing."
MEANS: What did you catch me at?

18. "She's one of those rabid feminists."
MEANS: She refused to make my coffee.

19. "I heard you."
MEANS: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and hope I can fake it well enough, so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me.

20. "You know I could never love anyone else."
MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

21. "You really look terrific in that outfit."
MEANS: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.

22. "I brought you a present."
MEANS: It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game.

23. "I missed you."
MEANS: I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we're out of toilet paper.

24. "I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are."
MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again.

25. "This relationship is getting too serious."
MEANS: I like you almost as much as I like my truck.

26. "I don't need to read the instructions."
MEANS: I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.

Battle of the Sexes part 2...

2009-04-30T02:32:00.001-07:00

Every man knows and thinks the fastest way to a lady's heart in to buy her fancy dinners with fine wine, and diamonds and gold along with a expensive car... and this works

But when this group of women were asked what is the fastest way to a man's heart?, one lady replied "Through his chest with a sharp knife" and you might of thought it was gonna be through his stomach by keeping him fed... LOL......

this shows women do think differently for sure......

Battle of the Sexes OMG......

2009-04-30T02:23:00.000-07:00

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Something to laugh about...

2009-04-28T23:47:00.000-07:00

Here is a joke .to make you laugh, or not....

There's 2 muffins in the oven and one of them says to the other "damn it sure is hot in here" the other muffin says " Oh My God, a talking muffin " .....

Well did you laugh? okay this next one should get you to at least smile

There are 2 co-workers on break and one says to the other " My 10 year old son got his teacher pregnant " other co-worker says " No way man, you got to be kidding me" 1st co-worker says "No, really he got his teacher pregnant" other co-worker says " WTF C'mon it's not possible, how could he get her pregnant?" 1st co-worker says " my son admitted to poking holes in my condoms "

Okay did you smile hehehe well okay but this is just some stuff I heard and made me think...

Tacoshells and melted cheese?

2009-04-25T04:57:00.000-07:00

Yes I have a funny wife, I was mumblin' I was hungry and she said "ohhh there is some tacoshells in the cupboard just melt some cheese on them" I was like WTF hehe is she serious but now she will tell you how I got frustated with the onion rings, yes I pulled them out of the freezer and it said to cook them for 4 minutes then flip them over and cook another 4 minutes, so I just put them back in the freezer and then the wife got up and made them for me. Guess waiting for the 4 minutes was just too much, Then you have to flip all of them over, I like simply and that was just not so simple I guess.

UFO's and Religion

2009-04-25T03:01:00.000-07:00

Okay lets start off with a little bit about our Universe, yup its old, astronomers have an estimate of 13.73 billion years, based on precision measurements of the oldest light in the universe from a NASA satellite known as the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe.

Now in our Universe we have around 100 billion Galaxies, we are in one of them and its called the Milky Way, so what is in the other 99 billion, hmmmmm it would be dumb for us to say we are all alone out here in the great great SPACE.... so I will say I do believe there must be some form of life besides our planet Earth.

How I figured this is from the rocks fallen from outerspace and land on Earth they have found the building blocks of life, these rocks (meteorites) have amino acids and other elements that are also found in about every living thing on this planet, and if you look at the DNA of life here on Earth we all are kinda related or say evolved over a long time and are made up of the same chemicals in such.

Earth has been like a science project that started about 4.7 billion years ago and has changed and changed into what we are today, back then it was just minerals and gases but it all evolved into life because of the SUN, why the radiation is why, you can say cancer is the start of life as well, because of cell mutation.. now lets talk about UFO's

Okay now we have a bit about space here is some about why and what in the UFO stuff I gathered, First off to get here from another Galaxy one life form must be more advanced, which in turn means they are from an older galaxy and have technology way more advanced that we are to fly because the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy was discovered at 80,000 light-years away, hmmm is that far and is there life there, so far we can not say about life but its mostly poor stars with very low metal properties and very little stellar dust , so how far is that from us.

80,000 light years is fucking far people, it would take 80,000 years traving the speed of light to get here, the speed of light is fucking fast and so far we have figured that it would be impossible to travel that fast because we are solid and not a light wave, The speed of light in freespace is a physical constant defined as 299,792,458 meters per second. or you can say in miles per second is 186,282.397, now travel this fast for 80,000 years and you can get from the closest galaxy to Earth and be here for dinner. or from the next galaxy which is 179,000 light years away from us, the rest of the 98 billion of them are even farther and way farther so uhhh hmmm.

So is it probable that we can be visited? uhhhh unless they can live a long time, which to say maybe they can because just because we don't does not mean the rest of the universe is like us, even though we are made from the elements of the universe does not mean they will have 2 eyes or ears or legs like we do, they might or might not be anything like us, so maybe they do live for 5 billion years, so with this is mind think about this next reason why they did come.

Why would they come, well every star and sun and planet has a lifespan, our sun they figure will die in about 50 million years from now, wow that means earth will die too, not bad though because we are only close to 14 billion years old and that is a long time to be a science project of the great universe. So lets say a group of aliens had to flee there dying solar system and are in search of a new planet to live, well Earth has the elements to support life in the Spaceland, we are proof, so if they are coming they will not pick up a cow and play with its guts or abduct people to see what we are, they have the technology to get here which means they have power over us and they will just terminate humans and take over the planet, why make friends with a weaker specimen, see they come they will not be friendly and that my friend would be a reason to not want UFO's coming here if they could, stay away leave us alone.

Over all I think the UFO thing going on here is a bunch of shit, for years they played with the stealth bomber, like 12 years they flew it around the world and not a soul but our government new so you see strange stuff well it seems to always be around or near top secret sites around the world this stuff is spotted. Think our government wants you too believe so when they test flight new technology you will assume its a spaceship from 179,000 billion light years away...

Another UFO craze is this group of folks believe we came from outer space, the ships brought us here and dropped us off, what a whacked out group but the say, look at the pyramids, the aliens helped us build them, they say the ones in mexico where too, because they claimed to found ancient pictures drawn on the walls of spaceships around these pyramid sites all over the globe, I saw the pictures and I did not see spaceships but this group is whacked out about it, hehehehe so now how does religion fall into this mess...

Well all because we learned here about the universe and about galaxies we now know how old shit is, well I was watching a TV show, one with 18 children hehehe so you know which one well they went to a museum and seen old stuff like dinosaurs and the father told the kids its not true because the Holy Bible shows the Earth to be about 6,000 years old, some other people I have talked too at work said they know people who say this same thing and that science is wrong, well we have human bones that are over 12,000 years old and the Neanderthal of the Homo Genus was dated back to 33,000 years ago, yes there brain cavatiy was bigger and they were only 4.5 feet tall but still human, so did GOD not create them and only US the Homo Sapien?

Does all the 1000's of religions that don't believe in GOD wrong, like the chinese traditional which goes back around the time this GOD created Earth and the heavens above. Got to look at Islam and Budda and Hindu and on and on, found a page that listed 22 most popular religions and Christianity was the only one that had GOD in it and among it was several like 7th day advents and baptist and mormans along with the big one catholics anyway they all believe in GOD but have it there way, just a little twist than the other, not to say if you believe in GOD your wrong, because what is right for you is for YOU, so if you believe in GOD and UFO's my question is " Did GOD create them too because he created the heavens above?

I feel kinda sorry for them children that are told science was wrong because when they get out of that house and into the REAL world, people are really gonna hit them hard with the Your Stupid remark, even though I did not say that because I believe if you really believe in something then more power to ya, I won't stand in your way, so since I am nice to do that then respect me and stay out of my way because when the UFO's come I want to pray to GOD and ask WHY LORD WHY? then I will be sure to wonder why and where did we really come from in a different way.

I am not trying to pick on religion at all but I do have alot of questions about GOD and his HOLY BOOK... which one is correct? huh? what I mean is the different versions, The Old Testament was originally written in Hebrew and the New Testament in Greek. then over the years it was rewritten King James (1611AD) and the New King James (1982AD). 1950, the Jehovah's Witnesses Bible and book of morman and Darby and uhh giddian or something like that not sure but what I read there are over 150,000 variations of the new testament written today, all are different and have left out passages they felt were useless , like when the first translations were King James wanted everyone to have a bible and hired scholars and scribers to rewrite the holy words which the church had the manuscripts and not anyone so this is when it got all twisted to what someone wanted and not the real thing, which we have no manuscripts from back then anymore, most we lost and many destroyed..... so really we have no clue as the truth, the real truth but what was told could be written and how to rewrite to say so, Thanks King James who ever you though you were, were you GOD?

Anyway now you got a taste of UFO's along with a bit of religion, both to me are about as far out there as you can imagine but lets just say I still believe that anything is possible in our world so together it may seem that GOD is in his UFO watching over us this whole time, and we now are reaching out to space to be with him...... When I get to meet GOD I want to ask "How old are you really? .......

Okay Part 2 of the UnBranded , this is even more simple.

2009-04-16T12:37:00.000-07:00

Well most folks will add a background by getting code from a website and having to paste the code into a widget and all that... but if you want to just go to a website and copy just a single simple http url and paste it without creating a widget, widget is that little thing you click to add html/js or click add picture thing in blogger well here is a simple step to do in the layout but instead of widgets we will click the 3rd button over on the top that says "edit html" well below them button looking things, see where is says that, well click it and you can see the html code of the blog template.

Okay first lets look for a backround and we found one at the place in the last blog, okay we have one picked out, so now in blogger we clicked the "edit html" now we see the code and your like WTF am I doing here, so relax and lets look and the first thing looks like "Variable definitions" okay you can see that well just below that is where the background info is, so scroll down till you see this

body {
background:$bgcolor;
margin:0;
color:$textcolor;
font: x-small "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, Sans-serif;
font-size/* */:/**/small; font-size: /**/small;
text-align: center;
}

Okay hmmm what is this, well this is your body tag of your blog, with the STYLE code from the post before adds the backround, but we can just add it here without the tags and code stuff , here is all I added to get my rooster on the background

body {
background:$bgcolor;
margin:0;
color:$textcolor;
font: x-small "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, Sans-serif;
font-size/* */:/**/small; font-size: /**/small;
text-align: center;
background-image: url(http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/07/13/rooster-4b5t76pzz.jpeg);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;
}

Okay see well the url wraps in the blog but on the edit page its one line, anyway I added these four elements to my BODY tag and the rest is all easy now, see below the simple code to add , well copy it and add it now, hehehe read below for more details..

background-image: url(http://);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;

Okay now what do I do, well copy the above code as is, place it at the end of the BODY TAG but make sure the } is last after it because this closes the BODY, and now for a background anytime we will just paste a link after the http:// between the ( ) just like mine above , yes its easy if we now go to a background site and look at the code, like the garbage from below code,

<script>document.write(unescape("%3Cstyle%20type%3D%22text/css%22%3E%0Abody%20%7B background-image %3A%20url%28%22http%3A//i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg %22%29%3B%20background-position%3A%20center%3B%20background-repeat%3A%20no-repeat%3B%20 background-attachment %3A%20fixed%3B%20%7D%0A%3C/style%3E%0A%3Cdiv%20id%3D%22tag%22%20 style%3D%22position%3Aabsolute %3B%20left%3A0px%3B%20top%3A30px%3B%20z-index%3A50%3B%20 width%3A150px%3B%20height%3A45px%3B%22%3E%0A%3Ca%20href%3D%22 http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3E%0A%3Cimg%20src %3D%22http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png%22%20border%3D%220%22/ %3E%0A%3C/a%3E%3C/div%3E%20"));</script>

OHHHH my god, I fell into a dumster, hehehehe okay well all we really need is this highlighted url, most of the time its the closest to the top.... Here its easy because its hosted on photobucket...

<script>document.write(unescape("%3Cstyle%20type%3D%22text/css%22%3E%0Abody%20%7B background-image %3A%20url%28%22http%3A//i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg %22%29%3B%20background-position%3A%20center%3B%20background-repeat%3A%20no-repeat%3B%20 background-attachment %3A%20fixed%3B%20%7D%0A%3C/style%3E%0A%3Cdiv%20id%3D%22tag%22%20 style%3D%22position%3Aabsolute %3B%20left%3A0px%3B%20top%3A30px%3B%20z-index%3A50%3B%20 width%3A150px%3B%20height%3A45px%3B%22%3E%0A%3Ca%20href%3D%22 http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3E%0A%3Cimg%20src %3D%22http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png%22%20border%3D%220%22/ %3E%0A%3C/a%3E%3C/div%3E%20"));</script>

now with this piece, yes only that is needed forever to change the background just highlight the link copy and paste in you body tag.... we added this

background-image: url(http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg );
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;

see I just pasted the link in the code I added and next time I want to change my background I can just go and copy the image link from another garbage code and put it in my BODY TAG and its just so simple now....

Okay now lets review, we gone to blogger and chose LAYOUT, and there is "EDIT HTML" we scrolled down to the BODY which everything needs to be between the { } and we inserted this simple code at the end just like the above sample of mine...

background-image: url(http://);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;

Next we found a background we like and copied just the link after the http:// or the code shows http%3A// so we copied up till the end of .jpg which is the image , so we copied
i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg
so we pasted it between this (http:// paste here ) in the above code that we put in our BODY TAG in our own blog, yeah yeah yeah and thats it, so next time just copy link and paste link , no widgets no hassle no de-coding or unescaping garbage and its so simple a caveman can do it, you already got the code in the html of the layout so just change the image link, one simple step.... see you are a code monster, really its simple when its all setup, if you look at the STYLE TAG from the other post you can see the background code has the above info...

<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style>

just we did not use a style but made it a real element in the BODY so now we only have one thing to change... so happy backgrounding, well since you made this STYLE TAG and have a widget already on the page, just copy that image link and paste it in the widget

<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style>

See its simple with that too, just no more gabage just get link and paste for now on.....HAPPY HAPPY Backgrounding :)

PS. Okay now if the image you want has there logo in the image well let me know where and I will download the image, photoshop it and rehost it.... yes I love photoshop too...

UnBranding Your Blogger Background Tutorial...

2009-04-15T22:19:00.000-07:00

Okay this is a blog about your background from all those sites that have them already made and to get it to work right everytime , plus you can get there branding , logo crap off , its really easy to understand , well for me its easy because I am a code monkey for about 26 years now, I still write HTML (webpage code) using notepad, none of this drag and drop or easy webpage builders online , just click click wow mom I got a page on the web , mine was type type delete type type opps delete after a few hours of tweaking it I had a website with 5 running scripts and it had over 1000 pages, well made it easy , one script wrote the pages on the fly using another script that searched my database of info but enough of that lets pick on some backgrounds and tweak them. This is some simple shit to hack really really, don't let them fool you anymore.

Okay now there is a few ways to add a background to a page and the easiest is to you a style tag <style> like putting some style on the page , and one way to do some branding is to use a division tag <div> to place it where we want to, mostly in a corner somewhere at the top... hehehehe yeah I will get rid of it hehehehe anyway I gone to http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/ and got some code from one of there backgrounds , here it is below

<script>document.write(unescape("%3Cstyle%20type%3D%22text/css%22%3E%0Abody%20%7B background-image %3A%20url%28%22http%3A//i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg %22%29%3B%20background-position%3A%20center%3B%20background-repeat%3A%20no-repeat%3B%20 background-attachment %3A%20fixed%3B%20%7D%0A%3C/style%3E%0A%3Cdiv%20id%3D%22tag%22%20 style%3D%22position%3Aabsolute %3B%20left%3A0px%3B%20top%3A30px%3B%20z-index%3A50%3B%20 width%3A150px%3B%20height%3A45px%3B%22%3E%0A%3Ca%20href%3D%22 http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3E%0A%3Cimg%20src %3D%22http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png%22%20border%3D%220%22/ %3E%0A%3C/a%3E%3C/div%3E%20"));</script>

WTF is this garbage, yes its a trick so you can not steal the code , uhhhh silly rabbit tricks are for stupid people, anyway in this is the simple code needed to get the background on your blog and its easy easy, first we need to understand what they did was use javascript code and a old fasion percent encoding, its because in scripting sometimes it needs to be escaped this way to interpet the aurguments in the code, but what they are doing is trying to hide the code using javascript, I said all you need is a STYLE TAG and you got background, notice in the beginning of this script code is says unescape, yes it is to convert it back to normal when it renders your page, but sometimes having more than one code on a page will mess this code up and sometimes this code screws up other code on your page so enough of that crap unescape it by going here
http://www.web-code.org/coding-tools/javascript-escape-unescape-converter-tool.html
now copy the above garbage code into the bottom box on the converter page and press the button "complete unescape" and now in the top box is the simple code, copy this code and paste into blogger to edit the code but don't save it yet ... looks like this now

<script>document.write(unescape("<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style><div id="tag" style="position:absolute ; left:0px; top:30px; z-index:50; width:150px; height:45px;"><a href="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png" border="0"/ ></a></div> "));</script>

Okay wait wait wait, this code looks funny but lets break it down, first off its not scripting language anymore so we can not use this as is, it will fail, so we need to get rid of the <script> Tags because it is not scripting language anymore and I see it has 2 parts we need , ohhh one we need but you can see the STYLE AND DIVISION tags are here , lets break it down to the 2 parts. Everything between the <style></style> is the background code.

Here is the style to add a background image

<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style>

Look how small the background code really is, wow thats all you need really kewl, simple and clean....

Everything between the <div></div> is the branding/logo code.

Here is the division code to put the logo image up in the left top corner

<div id="tag" style="position:absolute ; left:0px; top:30px; z-index:50; width:150px; height:45px;"><a href="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png" border="0"/ ></a></div>

All this is for it to brand their website on yours but I have a problem with cheap ass websites who can't host their own images, this place has images on photobucket.com and sometimes when they get to much traffic from millions of hits they will shut down the account, most reliable place host the images on their own web server and can handle the traffic, just goes to show this place has not the space or the traffic capabilities on the website, just got a small webspace on a lowbuget server somewhere, maybe I am wrong but why host on a site that could shut down and I might have the background anytime, most chances are it will be up on my page when I get traffic but it could be shut down so why brand my page with a unrealiable service, maybe I said it could be but its fun to hack code anyway....

Now all this other code at the beginning and end is useless unless we had a script to execute but we broke down the script into simple html code and now it will work in all browsers just fine and will work in any blog, so see this here <script>document.write(unescape(" is not needed and the ending of it "));</script> is no use to us now either, we have no more JAVASCRIPT code to worry bout, by just deleting these 2 parts from start and end you can paste all the code left here and still have the branding of their site but yet you not have this JAVASCRIPT to run which some browsers have a hard time when you got lots of code like this all mixed up, thats why this really is only a trick to hide there simple code and not really useful for web design. There is a place for scripting and using such code but for simple stuff you don't need this garbage, use scripting for complex stuff like what its for and not this silly trick to fool people and have it not execute on your blog, so many people having trouble with this garbage but hey you just took the trash out hehehehehe....

All you need to do is in blogger is delete everything except the the style code above or go to layout and click add html/javascript like at the bottom of the page and paste this STYLE CODE ABOVE that you did in notepad and now you have the background, You need to be careful when deleting because in blogger it tries to group the symbols together so I place the cursor at the start point of the style and backspace it all away and place curser and end of style tag and press and hold delete it all off the end, I prefer to add it to the real html editing under the body tag myself so I will post again about that for more advance users, hehehehe really its easier because all you change is the http address of where the image is and its that simple so yeah will post that in another post, anyway have fun being a code monster.

Bout time I get to bloggin,

2009-04-15T21:47:00.000-07:00

Yes I have been like a slacker about blogging, so next blog will be useless info so yeah read on

<img src="blah/blah" > next uhhhh <style=text/css> okay just testing this code to make sure I can write code and not execute , this is for my next post <font color ="fa436b" size = "+6">..

</style>

okay will write a nice post about some simple hack that can be for blogspot backgrounds, now I can show code hmmm not easy to do that but <html><code for you/size=0 color="black">

Back to work, Back to work..

2009-03-13T12:22:00.000-07:00

Well as you all heard I got called backed to work, they are calling 10 people back, well I was number 11 on the list and got called. Yeah!!! At first it was going to be a different department as a machine operator for 3 bucks an hour less than the assembler position, then they called at the last minute and said I get my old job back as a assembler and my pay will be the same as before.... so no pay cut, also after 227 more hours of work I get a $1.20 raise which with the shift differential since I work 5pm to 5am fri, sat, and sun I will be making $16.75 an hour whew hew can't wait lets get those 227 hours over with..

I was hoping to learn a different dept. and the $12 an hour would of been fine because it would of got to $13.33 after my raise and the work would of been easier on my body but hey I will make the best of what I can get and I will get in shape with the assembler position, lots of moving and bending and lifting so guess its worth it. plus I know the bosses in that area and the crew which I spent 5 months with so it will be nice to see people I know, but on the other hand getting to meet new people would be nice, since most of the kids are gone now, this place should be alot better to work at.. tonight I start so yeah should be asleep but I am like a kids on the first day of school..

Are Ghosts Real or Just inside my head??

2009-02-17T00:27:00.000-08:00

Okay to be honest about that, YES, Ghosts are real inside your head.. LOL, so I will give some tidbits on the reasons why there are no ghosts or paranormal crap so your mind can open and then I will give some science study to show its all in your head. I use to watch , well still do for the fun of it but these shows are popping up on every channel now, was just SciFi had it with those 2 dudes as plumbers now TV stars for selling ghost stories LOL... first clue, its the Science Fiction Channel (SciFi) hehehe okay but really even courtTV now named uhhh something new but they also now have a show about ghosts, what are they gonna take them to court LOL, its big bucks and remember the first clue and now the second clue is TV , yes fear sells big time on TV..

Okay now for some tidbits, first off these shows always get the people to tell them what they saw and get a lowdown on whats haunting this place , then they set up and wait then turn out all the lights, waiting for the witching hour LOL, ......., WHY??? all the stories are when people were at work or home and the lights were on when they seen a ghost, people don't walk around work at 3am with a flashlight looking for ghost, well gee its because its spooky and looks good on TV, dark pictures with these people runnin around in the dark hehehehe I can't believe they think ghost will come out at night, if they were real they can come out anytime they want too, why only set up for a few hours anyway and not like a week or a month and run this test equipment 24/7 for awhile, maybe because they could not make a show about that... LOL

Another thing that cracks me up is the fact that they always say spirits are left behind from a traggic death...uhhhh this is not fact because then all ghost would be pissed off to the max and there would be no good ghost, they always say ohhh there is a good ghost but there is an evil presence in the house whooooo whoooooo... WTF if thats the case I can see alot of traggic deaths, man has been on this planet for over 6,000 years and there has been alot of deaths during this period, and why is it just man, animals die too... look at all the elephants that got killed for there tusks, why is there no angry elephant ghosts running through the jungles scaring people off.. LOL , think about all the death on this planet for millions of years, why is T-Rex not scaring us? has his ghost gone into the light , hmmmm maybe but why not a few stay behind and scare other animals if not us, yes your dog runs from the ghost of T-rex .. LOL

Another little tidbit to ponder is like they say from the civil war time , ohhh I saw this man dressed in a confederate suit with a hat, so they say its general so so wtf , anyway uhhh, think now he died in war, traggic, did his suit die?, and his hat and belt and the buttons on his suit, if so then alot of wool and cotton would be haunting us too along with alot of other plant material, the man died, a living man died, why is he wearing a suit then as a ghost, he should be naked, because his suit did not die and turn into a spirit, or did his suit die? Say a man dies in his car, hmmm james dean and his car should be driving down the highway then, or would just his spirit be here? spirit or ghost, they don't where clothes because the close have not died , or the brass buttons or a metal car... ohhh the woman ghost on the stairs is wearing a dress, looks like a old dress, well yeah because the fable you heard told you she died in 1800 something and they described a white dress to you as well, just another seed planted in your head... ohhhh now you see some theory here... yes planting seeds I am I am LOL...

Do you have to have a soul to be a ghost? well some church minded folk believe the old testament and think animals have no soul, well if this was true then there would be no animal ghosts, maybe thats why we never see old yeller sitting on the porch, he had no soul the poor dog, so do plants have a soul?, what living things have souls? can you tell me please.. just curious if you have to have a soul to be a ghost because lets say in a forest fire, all them animals and trees would become ghost from a violent death and next time your in the woods they would be haunting you, maybe huh, you think... or is man and only man can be a ghost on this earth?, I really would like to know this answer for sure.. What makes a ghost or how is a ghost made?

okay another tidbit of a seed to plant here... now back in the 20's and 30's there was a german dude named hans holzer, google it, he decribes alot about what ghosts are and can do, he says they can not move objects, like light switches or rattle chains and open doors that are locked shut, WHY?? well its because he explains ghosts are a energy and not a solid form, kinda hard to explain here in this post but if the wind was blowing hard enough it might be able to turn on the light switch on the wall but for a ghost to blow into your house at 100 miles an hour well the wind gust from this wild ghost might open your door hehehehe well anyway you need to read about hans and get some insight because I think he even believed they did exist but science was not up to par back then as they are now, hans had no way to test the human brain with test equipment, they only look for ghosts , well what if you test the brain and see what it is doing, hmmm not good for a TV show because then people would know and not watch anymore...

Well the Science Channel, not SciFi Channel but SCIENCE CHANNEL, did blow the cover and it made alot of sense as to what these paranormal people are seeing with there testing techniques which I do have to admit, it does make a good tv show but so does freddy and jason which are also based inside your head, well freddy lives there hehehehehehe and now we will explore the realm of the human brain and see what goes on inside, the first bit is the planting of seeds help... when someone tells you this place is haunted, then they decribed in detail all the hauntings and where they happen, well now your brain just got some seeds planted and now the show inside your head will play along with this script...its like you now know and will remember this story as you walk into this house or hotel and you will keep playing this story and just maybe you too seen the ghost of old yeller sittin on the porch.... really he is a ghost you know.. LOL

Now we all know the brain works on electricty, the human body works on little impulses of electric current and our surroundings have a big affect on what we feel and see and hear and most of all , its all stored in your brain and can be played back at anytime but beside that lets get back to the brain, now for a deal breaker, these paranormal freaks have this meter called a EMF meter, well its for detecting electromagnetic fields, and they say when it jumps its a good indication of a huanting, hehehehe these guys are funny, yeah its true hehehehe in a sense because your brain works on this and so does radio wave and electricity in powerline and just about all things work with EMF, even this planet has alot of EMF in places all around the world you can peak that meter from just walking through the park, hehehehe so yeah we are huanted from EMF alright hehehehe ghosts must be made of Electromagnetic Energy, because most elements on earth are or have this propery within itself or can generate this energy...

Now we know about that, here is some other facts about hauntings.... Your brain stores seeds of everything you hear, smell, touch and see, its all stored in your brain, so when you dream it will pull out random seeds and play a movie, its the only way to explain this but yeah you don,t dream of a girl that you never met or seen before, somewhere in a magazine or in a tv commercial or just walking through a park you seen this girl, you might not remember seeing her because it was just a 100th of a second glimpse but your brain stored this info in its seed pod... okay now we know about seeds, well if no one told you this place was haunted and you stayed at this hotel and never knew someone died in this room you are in, you might not ever see a ghost or even think about it now... so is it haunted for real or just a seed in your head? now if you see a ghost and was not told well then another realm has happened...

This realm deals withhow the brain works and its defenses as well, its all on electrical impulses and they did some testing with some folks, these guys were put into a room, then they submitted low doses of electromagnetic energy to see what the effect were, well most test subjects started to sweat and they became aggitated, and most started to sense and feel fear and could not take being in this room anymore, some subjects even said they saw stuff that was not there, because the room was empty but yet they seen stuff and believed it was real, this was a test of the brain for sure and the defenses were fear, they were scared to be in this room but why? well it was because the brain was influenced by this ectrical field which in turn made the brain just tracks and the seeds were like getting tossed around in the brain salad and it was like ohhhh so its all in your head, well yeah kinda....

Most hauntings are in old large rock or brick buildings, or in places of high electromagnetic feilds like close to a power station or something, bad wiring in the house, but for the old castles or mansion well they are built out of limestone bricks, large limestone cut into bricks and made into a castle, well they did tests and found out these stones contain particles which when you get alot of them togehter, like in a old 100 foot tall castle with a moat LOL had to throw in the moat but anyway these stones all piled high on one and another put off a high electromagnetic charge in the air, so you get your salad brain inside this old castle with no power around for miles you still see ghosts because you are in this feild of enegry which is a natural thing on this earth, shit happens and now you are in a field of enegry which will make you aggitated and maybe you will see stuff thats not really there, its all in your head...

Now most of these shows on TV are going to places that are of large old stone buildings and they say alot of torture and death happened in this old castle or this old mental hospitol people died and a nurse jump to her death from the tenth story and this old hospitol is now haunted, well chances are it has alot of electro fields in and around it and these seeds are in your head its haunted so now your senses start to run wild and this fear you have gets worse and ohhh shit you saw that nurse in the hallway of that building...LOL anyway in most cases with hauntings no 2 people see the same thing at the same time, WHY? hmmm dunno but I would like to know more about what goes on with these hauntings, I would love to go to a huanted house or castle, tell me and plant all the seeds you want and I want to see if I can shut that off and not be affraid.

On every show I have seen, they have not even come close to prove anything that is a solid case, not one, they might say ohhhh paranormal activity happened, well that just means there not sure, and with the voices they hear on tape is about the same thing, electromagnetic energy from broadcast can and will affect the test equipment, them talking on there little walkie talkies can interfere with the test, so everything they do, they have a battery on the tv camera for the light well that can effect the outcome of the test, these people really don't do a real paranormal test at all that can be a scientific statement, so I just laugh at the shows, why else do they have a TV camera for?? they are boring anymore to watch after watching this show about how its all in your head on the science channel.. damn them smart people on TV, kinda makes me now want to go and learn more about the brain salad mush we have in our heads.

What women really want more than anything !!

2009-02-11T21:37:00.000-08:00

Well I always knew this answer but this TV show was really fun and interesting to watch, it was about attraction and what we find sexy, male and female, so in short talk for the male, hehehehe it was simple, just look at the eyes then tits and then down and if she said yes well that was sexy, hehehe well sex for them, but the women on the other hand were really uhhhh like uhhh funny...

In the tests and all the experiments I learned alot, learn that when men sweat woman can not stand the smell at all, but when they ovulate they love the smell of men's sweat and will kill for it, hehehe really they hate men all other times so when its time to reproduce is when men can get lucky very easy, so remember that men and wrap your meat very well hehehehe ovulate means uhhhh prego if your not careful hehehehe..

I learned so much about women's behavior and what goes on inside there little heads, some I already knew and this little tidbit I always knew, all men know this, we are programmed to know, women want one thing from us, nope hehehe its not just a big fat dick, that's something they all want but even more this will shock ya, maybe but if your a woman you already know about this so its not a shocker and if your a guy well you already know too because you never get laid if your ugly but wait maybe you can......

In this test they took a bunch of women and had them rate pictures of men all different ages and sizes from 1 to 10, 1 being the ugliest fucker on earth to 10 of the ultimate species, anyway out of all the photos there was one 9 and yes he was so so cute I guess, but the women though so, and believe it or not there was a 1, just one but yeah he was voted by all to be classed as a 1... anyway several men were 3 and 4 and 5 then 9 hehehehe no 6 or 7's but one 9...

Okay now for the truth about women and how they rate cuteness, they then took these same photos to see what happens if you add like a fake career and boost it for the uglyfuck number 1 they made him a software dude that made $345,000 a year and then made the hottie number 9 a cashier and he made $23,000 and the 3 and 4 and 5's made between 50 and 100 grand, then they showed these flyers they made with the mans pictures and there age and earning and status stuff, well hehehehehe yes the uglyfuck #1 lowlife dude that sucked was now voted a 10 by every woman that saw his flyer, the hottie number 9 sexy bomb was a big fat 1 by all the women, the rest were still 3 , 4, and 5 and even a 6 and 7 because the one made like 150 grand a year but WTF, does money buy sexy and cuteness or what?

I can not believe these tests but there were done by doctors of science to understand human behavior, well yeah women are just gold diggers at heart because just a picture and they dog a guy to being below dirt but when they just saw his income he became a GOD, even the hottie 9 was a dog after getting as high as a 9 by all these women he was a dog when they found out he was a cashier, so being cute and sexy to a women is how fat your wallet is, plain and simple fact of life that I already knew but I still think this was important but they did not go off on this test like I did hehehehe I just think its funny because with just pictures a 10 did not exist but did when $$$$$$$ was laid out, and it did not matter who had it, they are GOD in the eyes of women...

yeah I know you all will say money does it matter, and yeah already heard about the little dick thing too and all these women said the same thing but the tests they were in and did showed women all wanted a big fat dick who had alot of money but hey dick size did not matter if you had money so the uglydudes with little dick, you all can get laid, just need to have a lot of $$$$$$$..... sweat all you want because with a fat wallet hehehe that don't matter, nothing matters but one thing and that's to have all the gold. Women should know not to submit to these tests, just shows whats really inside there minds.

Catch 22 for the mentally impared??? WTF...

2009-02-07T21:54:00.000-08:00

This is how the CATCH 22 works, I live in washington, I worked in Idaho, so my unemployment claim is through Idaho, but since I live in washington, Idaho has no help they can offer for a dislocated worker unless I lived in Idaho, well if the mental shop could of waited another month we would of been Idaho residents and I could get all kinds of help from the state, WTF like since I live half mile from the state line and paid Idaho state tax and worked the last 2 years for companies in Idaho I get no help, stupid dumb ass mother fuckers, guess I will work in my state then, so fuck Idaho...LOL just letting it out... piss me off...

Well Washington is almost the same, I live here but since I have a claim against Idaho and not a Washington claim, this state can not help me with being a dislocated worker unless my claim was in Washington and that I reside here, Maybe if they had a state tax I would of had to pay even if I worked out of state, so change your fuckin laws bastards, hehehehe wait, ohh I like the no state tax thing.... but they do have one program that might help but its up in the air as well.. I might qualify for one program but its only if the big boss places me as a dislocated... WTF someone behind a desk who doesn't care about nothing but there state paycheck gets to decide whats best for me, FUCK ME like I need a good fuckin bitch.....

This is the fact I only worked at Mental Shop for 5 months and since I still have an active CDL they claim I am not dislocated because I can get a driving job since I did that before making bullets, well if I worked another month I would qualify but they say since it was a mass layoff that I am a dislocated worker so its up in the air on how they will decide my fate.. So what the Fuck say I am not qualified but I am considered dislocated by what the law states on one side but the other side says well you should of worked longer or gave up my CDL so WTF make up your mind and then let me know who I can be fuckin pissed off at...

I told them that I quit driving because I have a baby girl at home and need to be home and not gone for 8 weeks at a time so the nice lady will run this by her boss to see if I do actually qualify as a dislocated worker and can get some help.... So just maybe I will get some help because you really can't force me into a career I really have no means to do, I told her I need to be home to help my family and family is first and so lets hope this will work out, or else we will be out on the street with no home soon, I mean soon, too soon and I worry everyday so FUCKIN help me or I will be forced to do something else that would not be so damn fucking nice at all.. WTF some people just don't fuckin care about life at all, not like I am asking alot but just do your fuckin job and maybe I will stay and pay taxes and you can keep your job maybe....

What I heard on the news was terrible, Washingtons unemployment has not been this high for over a decade and they say is already broke new records and they predict its only going to get higher and higher in the months to follow, massive state cuts all over and well hopefully they can trim the fat and nobody will get help or some of the state employees can stand in the line with us to get there free fucking cheese....maybe lose their house as well fuckin assholes .... playing god from your office aint so sweet when they take your desk from ya... so remember you can't be first but you will be next... for clean version of this post, read the comments in my wifes blog.

Want to go to school but how????

2009-02-04T20:08:00.001-08:00

I get online to look at how to get grants and stuff to go to school and I get the run around and just been going in circles, so far I see a few things I need to do is first pick what I want to do and then talk to somebody at that school about financial aid programs, but I thought there was like federal grants and special grants for dislocated workers so HELP what do I do to check into going to school and get paid for it some how or help to pay for the schooling since we have no money and might be homeless next month....

I thought it was going to be easy but it looks like I would have to wait till july before I can start school anyway or can I start sooner??? I am looking at maybe a 2 year associate degree in electronic technology..... lots of jobs I could of had if I had this degree, maybe some computer science classes would be good too but for now I will put this computer down and take a break, got too much going on and friday I need to go to the clarkston/walla walla school and talk with worksource about the dislocated worker program and what I can get from them so HELP if you know anything about going to school and the steps I should do to get there, THNX :)

My Daughter pee's like a boy...!

2009-02-04T19:47:00.000-08:00

Okay hehehe now the title sounds strange but so is this tidbit, after dinner the wife was getting baby K's bath ready and the little one was runnin around in her diaper, then next I noticed she had no diaper on and was runnin around, so I assumed the wife took it off and its almost time for bath, well baby K just standing there in front of the bathroom lookin in at the bath and mommy well her hand was wet and she started shakin it and I looked at her and the carpet was wet in a puddle in front of her, hehehehe OMG..

Anyway she then looked at me and I can see it all down her legs, poor baby hehehehe so the wife says go put her on her potty chair, okay so I did and she sat there but all was out so we just sat there and I told her this is where you potty, over and over I said it hehehehe well while they are in the bathroom and baby K is soaking in the tub, I had a bright Idea, I put carpet fresh down to soak it up and then I would vacuum up the mess, uhhhhhh it turned into concrete and was like a solid mass of grey matter on the carpet, vacuum did nothing, well we had a steam vac in the garage that did not sell at a garage sale so I got on my hands and knees and got the carpet wet, hehehe no I did not stand there and pee , and no I did not squat like a girl and pee either, geee get it out of your head...

I scrubbed and scrubbed and got it all wet and scrubbed and finally got it all cleaned up and the carpet is now all clean hehehehehe okay I never thought my daughter was going to stand there and pee on the carpet or that carpet fresh turns into concrete when it gets wet and dries. Well she has no clue yet to sit down so we are gonna start her off on some pull ups to get her to learn about where and when and how to potty, most of the time now she holds it and holds it and then in the middle of the night she fills up her diaper and its like 20 pounds when you change it, so next time lets hope I am not standing in front hehehehe luckily I was behind and back like 3 steps but when I saw the puddle and her shakin her hand I almost started to laugh but that would not of been good either.... well my daughter pee's like a boy... LOL

Seriously So Stressed but the sun was shining Today YEAH?

2009-01-29T01:03:00.000-08:00

Wow this is about the worst time to be jobless, January is cold and the power bill will show it and I am so stressed out , bills are going to be like piling up on us soon.. Today the sun was shining and I felt good for about 20 minutes, must of been that vitamin D they say .... winter blues and loosing my job add up to WTF...

Well I got bored and when I get bored I have to use my mind and do something, well I did I went to microsoft on the web and read in depth about XP and Vista.. I like to learn alot and I learned so much I just had to play on my PC and found out alot of services that are running and no need because I have nothing on my PC that uses that service, there are like 120 services windows can run and some start on auto and they run 24/7 even if you not need them, so I went through all of them and read about each one and learned and learned....

Well now I tuned that part of my PC and it frees up RAM that the PC needs to run, plus I found more tweaks in programs that are within windows that run and run but yet you never access them or need them unless your a developer or even more high tech, a power user, so I learned about 40 different things windows can do and yes windows is powerful for people who need the power but if you don't then its just wasting precious valueable RAM you need to operate windows better, I learned and learned about windows so much, that I should be a power user but I trimmed so much fat out of it, this baby can run like a champ, one click and boom I am there..

I also got bored and read about protocols involving how networking flows and why it does what its does and was able to actually tweak it as well so now the internet seems faster so ever thing I learned is good, all because the sun was shining and I felt like shit I learned, but most of it I knew about but the refresher is always good. I should of gone to school for this stuff because now I know more than the techs who do go to class, this stuff is way out there and most people would never go deep like I did but now I know WTF makes microsoft so stupid but now I see between the lines and they should make just a trimmed windows version for the simple minds of folks who don't need all this crap that is for software nobody has or ever will have.

Alot also has to do with software you run and some tweaks with that are important as well.... Even Antivirus Software can really slow slow slow you down, so I read about all the ways and whats about it and found a new program that is like the pro shit and it does not slow you down, the program we were on was like shit, constipated hehehehe but it was better than most of the others which everyone has, if you got Norton you got good stuff but its constipated and any other like Avast(what we the pro version) or kasperkey and AVG or shit so many of them they are like dried up shit, hehehehe okay just remeber NOD32, maybe look it up, anyway alot can slow you down and I can find all the spyware and crap with this new program, so I got rid of 2 programs which were top with one that works better and better, but just having AntiVirus software is a good thing so don't panic , its better than none at all...even if it slows you down its still good to have.

Anyway thanks for listening and if you ever need a microsoft run down or a tweak here and there I bet you I can solve the problem faster than the tech you know and trust, yeah I know the geek squad is out there and alot of folks call them and their little geek mobile hehehehe it even says geek squad on the logo hehehehe well they come to you and solve the easiet stuff, hey I have a thought, I want to join the geek squad, I got the hair for it, I just got to loose like 100 pounds and I can look like I drink coffee all day and never know what fun is hehehehehe yeah I can become a geek, I gonna check into what it takes to be a computer guru... all because the sun was shining....and I was bored just had to read about windows again.

Just so DAMN STRESSED OUT......

2009-01-22T20:48:00.000-08:00

I feel so sick, too much too fast, I can't believe its not butter... I am so stressed about everything, no job, have to go to the foodbank, spend WIC check for Baby K to have milk and cereal, I am so stressed about my hair cut, see photo below

As you can't really see the damages hehehehe D has a better picture of how short, short really is... I been so stressed out I think I got a disease but D says its just HIVES, wtf is that, I got these bumps that itch all over my body and its just driving me fuckin crazy...

I think someone needs to just take me out, yeah just take me out, and leave me there hehehe I been applying for work everywhere and been hitting up every resource I can find and its just not there...

And what pisses me off the most, I have called and left messages with several people, no one ever calls me back, all these apps and not one words from anyone after I hear ohh we will call, yeah fuck you and put your phone up your ass.....F,n bitch...

So all I can do is just pace the floor and I feel so sick I am not sure if I should shit or puke or do both at the same time to just get over it hehehe anyway not much else to say but GOD DAMN IT ........ WTF just put me out...

OKAY, whew I feel better now ohhh I see the girlfriend posted hehehe ohhh no better go check it out.... and no have no pubic problems funny girl.....

Job Searching the LC valley..

2009-01-14T05:09:00.001-08:00

OMG this place has to be funny, its the only place a CNA gets $7.00 per hour, hehehehe I can not believe you go to school and become a CNA and then work long hours for 7 bucks an hour, lots of them jobs here in the valley, I found one that actually pays 8 bucks , whew hew yeah send me to college.. sign me up baby ohhh yeah...

Well this mornin I applied for 3 jobs, all janitor jobs and the most highest paid is here in clarkston at 8 bucks an hour and its really a demanding job according to the description must have 2 years expierence and proof of a clean driving record, and all this to mop a floor for 8 buck an hour, but I did applly to them all, my wife thinks I am just a bum who don't care about getting a job but I applied for what is there and will do more later...

S.E.L. in pullman
Allied Supply in Clarkston
The Mall in Lewiston

all need a janitor to clean up dirt and all are part time up to 30 hours a week maybe, well S.E.L. is maybe full time but would have to commute a bit for that is also a swing shift 8 pm to 6:30 am M-Th nights.... but hey its the best I can do for now, what my wife expects and what I can give are well not to get into it but lets just say I feel I am not good enough anymore at anything... Being unemployed will tear this family apart is what I am affraid of, after reading about how we are going to loose jobs everywhere and this economy is going to crash, I should just keep trying to find work until I die of starvation..

Yes we will be the next Welfare Trash to live next to YOU and YOU hehehehehe, hopefully we wont be on it for long but we are going to apply for everything....just because Baby K needs milk in her belly.. So for now I must go and get ready to help my Mother in Law today fix her garage doors and push alot of snow and ohh yeah think she said something about lights need some working too, I can do this, I am handy when it comes to fix it stuff, So to ALL OF YOU blog readers, if you need to be fixed, call .... wait that sounds wrong, if you need your car washed your house painted or maybe you lawn trimmed, hehehe that sounds bad, hey just tell everyone, a man with a wife and baby needs work...thnx

its okay, something to laugh at...

2009-01-14T04:47:00.000-08:00

Guess the shock is still in me, I feel like crying all the time and the wife seems to be the most upset by all this, I got not much to say about how they handled the layoff but now more is getting cut here in Lewiston.

Well just heard uhhhh read anyway on the web its not just here but the whole country is going broke and layoff city has begun this new year, they said 6 million people will most likely loose their jobs and the President in charge coming up will have to deal will this problem, Hate to say it but laugh if you want, we are going to have a depression they said worse than the great drepresion, they said this year will be even greater and now I see crime will go up so more bullets will have to be made, I just might get my job back anyway, so lets hope the USA falls hard.

Already they helped thousand save their jobs by all the bailouts, for union jobs that pay 40 bucks an hour, fuck them all, never bail out, all them companies should of regrouped or failed, its there fault the ceo and management spent all the millions and now the company needs a bailout, Fuck all of them assholes, its the goverment trying to save jobs, no its the CEO laughing because he is a millionaire and just screwed uncle sam in the butt..

I also hate seeing these ads on TV, about taxes, they say you owe call us, I owed 100,000 to the IRS and they got it reduced to 4,000 ... oh so now you dumb fucks that cant do their taxes and fuck around can save, well you and me have to pay the tax then, why are the rich fucking assholes who owe taxes getting a break, they need to pay their taxes not get a break because their rich assholes and should pay but because they are rich assholes they get to screw uncle sam in the ass again....

Wonder why this country is failing, its because the only way to get rich is to steal and take everything from the poor and that is how this country operates, either your stinking rich and your asshole is sweet smelling and you never have to pay taxes or your fuckin on welfare licking ass trying to make a living and you lips are so raw from sucking so hard but your so broke you can't get no relief from the government, only the rich get a break, poor bastards like ushave to die so they can get more rich..

Anyway its something to laugh at when you see them commercials, write down there address and send them a letter saying it's there fault the econimy is failing because nobody is paying there fair share in taxes, nobody but the poor who get no reilef, notice it says if you owe more than 50grand in back taxes call us , fucking assholes because they get paid so you dont have to pay the governemet......is that right???? nope I think not so start laughing because now every big company is filing for tax relief and will be layoff city soon , why can't the CEO just fucking admit 2 million a year is alot of salary and maybe thats why the company has not profit and can't pay taxes or decent wages.. My god its not rocket Science, its called raping the poor...

Puddle of Tears...

2009-01-10T05:05:00.000-08:00

Yes you all know by now I am jobless.... not of any fault of mine, but big business big layoff... yes they new all about it when they hired us, before xmas they were going to let us go but kept us hangin on, so I sit here thinkin, not much but tears but what else can I do..

They took us all aside into a meeting of our own and told us about no work then tried to coach us not taking it hard, some of the girls were just crying and I felt so low, on they way home my thoughts were not good but I made it, didn't think I could get the truck to flip over the bridge, besides its not my truck, only thing on my mind was my wife and my baby girl...

I owe my life to them and I must take care of my family and what happens? the whole world just ended and I feel like a failure again, I always feel like a loser and now I just feel like why, why why me, but somehow I drink think girly crap my wife bought and my mind is out of service now, really not but ya I wish it was somehow...

Tomorrow is my last day, at work the morale is so low you can sweep it up off the floor, everybody just looks at the ground and nobody is smiling at all, its like life inside just died, I feel it and know everyone else does too, been through this before and before, I just listen to my soul and its emtpy. No thoughts are heard at all, gee wonder why?

well before I get this note too suicidal I will end it with a verse from a song I just played, its a song called "blue train" and the first part goes like this.... Another day is ending, I remember when my world, came falling down. Out there the stars stop dancing. Lost in my darkness now, the rain keeps falling down..... its a love song but the first part kinda fits , its a really good song though.....

Anyway its so depressing to think or to even think, music right now just has me in tears so I must find hapiness in this eeewweeeeeeee peach WTF am I drinking.. hehehehe ohh I see to mikes hard lemon in there, mine now..... All I keep seeing is pictures of baby k, yes there everywhere around here and without her or my wife who loves me no matter what, I would be thinking totally different, I am so tired of life and its apples that fall from the tree that it would of been time to cut it down...

For now I got to look foward and never look back, because if I do I get too depressed.... all I can say is --- FUCK THEM ALL--- .... I feel like playing guitar and recording again, fire up the bass for a line of misguided notes with a light strum of a slightly out of tune guitar with a distorted lead that crys and ties it all together in your thought so you could hear how I feel inside, use to be all I had before I got married and now thinking I should do it again while I am married, never too old to play guitar I guess, something I have always done and now its like I need to let it out...

I got some old tapes I need to get copied onto the computer and make digital, who has a cassette player????? nice home unit, D has not heard these old masters I got, one I have is so sad my mom cried the first time she heard it, she knew it was me and when I got home well first off start from the beginning, I made a tape in my room on my old junk, but took a tape out to moms stereo and played it loud to see how the mix was, well I left it in the stereo and left, we were not allowed to touch moms HIFI, no no no, mom kill, but I left and when I got home my mom was crying in her room so I went to my room, I was 15 at the time and there it was that tape laying on my pillow, so I asked my mom if she was alright and she said, whats wrong are you okay, she thought I was off to die somewhere , she said it was the saddest sound she ever heard and knew it was from me...she hugged me and said are you sure your okay talk to me, I told her I was fine and thought wow music is how I can let it out.....

I am so sad right now, that flash back was about the only time I was ever close to my mom and its when I was alone off into my little world of musical horror hehehehehe You all must think I am a looney but uhhhh okay I am fucking crazy but who cares anyway, hey at least I lost my job and thats better than you right now isn't it.... not funny, I will go play in my puddle of tears....

Stupid webpage ads.....

2009-01-01T13:03:00.000-08:00

Things that annoy me are when you use google to find a list of websites from a search and then when you go to one of these pages for info or research and they have all these google ads and amazon and yahoo ads that load and they get like 1 penny for every thousand views of these ads...

I went to a page and it will start to load and then it just sits, waiting for a response from these ad manager servers, which they all are being hit hard and you have to wait for a response or the page wont load, why Internet Explorer just wont load the page and where ever the ad is just display a broken image, I have it all set that if it times out to do such but it don't...

You click on the x and it just sits I had to actually shut my computer off because even the task manager would not shut off the explorer window, it just jammed up with so many ads trying to load what the fuck, these websites are really fucking stupid because I never did get to go to the site much less will never go back, I blacklist sites that don't load so it will never try to load their page ever again....

Another page I should create, a blog about blacklisted sites for being fucking stupid, yeah I will create a new blog and tell in the blog that these sites are really fucking stupid and list the sites name and the link that wont load or takes more than 30 seconds to jammed up you PC.... then people will get my link for the blog in google as well as the fucking stupid people site and then maybe someone will see these really fucking stupid dumb ass shit people who are trying to make money for traffic on these sites but yet nobody can get to them...

Now you see these fucking dumb asshole lame bitches need this so I will now guess create a blog about Stupid Dumb Asses and their websites that are nothing but a pile of SHIT.... okay now I got that out of my head, I plan on this tooo... read on hehehehehe

Okay plan is to get a free webspace or a free blog and even clone this idea on several, but I will go and get signed up with all these places for paid ads like everyone else and place them all over the pages and then for key words to place everywhere I will go to places I found on the web that have lists of keywords and stuff, kinda like lists and lists of words all from dictionaries, and then just post all these in the blogs and pages and keep it going to I have hundreds of pages of these word lists, this way if your searching for something I have that word or words on my page and google will find my page and you can click on it...

This way I can get paid to have these ads and virtually everyone will search and find my cloned blogs and free sites and get bombarded with these ads, I need the money and you all need to expierence this bog down shit I get all the time from real websites, I plan to be an ass about this, its my purpose now to build hundreds of cloned spaces on the web, I found a link that shows a list of about 100 free webspace sites, hehehehe I also know there are about 60 blog spaces I can sign up for, all will be all the same site, or cloned with just millions of keywords the search engines will find.... piss me off mother fuckers, I can't view you site and now nobody will because I will bump you to the back of the line, my 300 sites will be first found in google bitches...

The web is supposed to be the information highway, well now I am gonna dump a truckload of shit on every major roadway in between heaven and hell and its all free to just dump fucking shit everywhere and maybe if these ads load I can get paid for being a really fucking stupid asshole like I am.... so now you pissed me off and now its time to shit all over you and the web..... so first build the pages on my pc , get signed up with ads services first then build pages hehehehe, then sign up and start my cloning everywhere I can get free space, give it to me bitches, give me you soul cuz I am taking you to my hell..........

It's my BIRTHDAY. hurray , yippie, whatever....

2008-12-31T07:08:00.000-08:00

Well today its official, I am a old fart..... , what am I to do with myself today??... want everything to be special but hmmmm I am so not special anymore I guess, anyway today is just another damn day ohhhhh wait its the end of this so called year, hopefully next year will be a better year. make a wish or whatever you do at the ending of a year, oh I remember you make resolutions you never keep so what are they, c'mon tell me what you wished for...

gigglesnort

2008-12-30T13:04:00.001-08:00

Look what happens when you leave your blog up and still signed in--your wife makes a post.

Bwhahahahahahaha

Lots of Idaho Links to Review.....

2008-12-30T11:40:00.000-08:00

Idaho's childcare worst in country
http://www.messenger-index.com/articles/2007/03/15/news/nechild.txt

ID animal cruelty laws rated among worst...
The Associated Press
Edition Date: 12/17/08
BOISE, Idaho —
An animal protection group has ranked Idaho as one of the five worst states in the nation for laws against cruelty. The Animal Legal Defense Fund examined the animal cruelty statutes in every state and territory. The group looked at how comprehensive the laws are and how severe penalties are for people convicted of cruelty. Idaho, Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi and North Dakota were named the five worst states. Illinois was ranked first on the list, with Maine, California, Michigan and Oregon rounding out the top five.

Also dogfighting link here
http://www.animalconcerns.org/resource.html?catid=3&itemid=200709130032510.83505

Idaho "Worst State" for Dogfighting Laws: HSUS
http://www.boiseweekly.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A306990

Idaho Quarter Rated Worst In Nation
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/hbo/archive.asp?postID=28050

Idaho Public Health Data
http://healthyamericans.org/states/?stateid=ID

Poverty Rates in Idaho
All Over the State, People are Going to Bed Hungry
http://poverty.suite101.com/article.cfm/poverty_in_idaho

Idaho is one of the worst states in the nation when it comes to the adult public mental healthcare system
http://www.nami.org/gtstemplate.cfm?section=grading_the_states&template=/ContentManagement/ContentDisplay.cfm&ContentID=32221

good reading found in this annual report below
http://www.idahokidscount.org/downloads/annual_report_2007.pdf

another good read if you like to know....
Children's Defense Fund Action Council Scorecard Ranks Lawmakers on How Well They Protect Children
http://www.commondreams.org/news2005/0323-01.htm

okay the wife was on the phone with the GirlFriend so I must go answer a post comment and so for now you got lots to read about Idaho.

More about Hungry Idaho, Housing and Employment.

2008-12-30T07:12:00.000-08:00

This is another part of the series here I been searching about Idaho, for a quick stat and another blog just about the laws and integrity is Idaho ranked 6th worst state in the union, nice to know the integrity of law but this blog is about Food and the Housing cost. so get prepaired for something sad and really shocking, because this is your private little Idaho.

U.S. Department of Agriculture reports as follows....
-2002-04, Idaho saw food insecurity increase from 13.0% to 14.6%, This increase moved Idaho from the state with the 18th worst rate of food insecurity during the 1996-98 period to the 8th worst during 2002-2004.

-Brandeis University, Center on Hunger and Poverty, August 2002, ranked Idaho sixth worst hunger state in the country.

-US Census and the Federal Register showed the 2003-4 poverty rate in Idaho was 10%, The child poverty rate in Idaho is 14.9%, The national average in 2004 was 12.7%, The poverty line for a family of four is about $18,244 per year for income.

-A minimum wage worker earns about $11,000 per year. In 1996, the most recent year for which these figures are available, 46% of all jobs in Idaho paid less than the $9.22 needed for a single adult in 1996. The same year, 74% paid less than the $14.42 needed for an adult with two children. 20% of Idaho’s households don’t make the $20,534 ($9.87 per hour) per year needed to rent a two-bedroom house. In Ada and Canyon counties, the necessary income is $23,200 per year. (University of Washington Job Gap Study)

-A newer study found that in 2003, 28% of Idaho renters don’t make the $10.13 per hour ($19,449.60) per year needed to pay rent and utilities for a two-bedroom apartment. This is an increase of 26 cents per hour from 2002. Idaho renters must earn at least $11.20 per hour to earn enough for a two-bedroom apartment. This means that on average in Idaho minimum-wage workers must work 87 hours a week at $5.15 per hour to pay the rent. In Ada and Canyon counties, it is 98 hours per week; Bannock is 76 hours; Nez Perce is 79 hours. Madison County has the lowest rents and requires an average of 69 hours; Blaine County is highest at 119 hours. (Boise Neighborhood Housing Services and National Low Income Housing Coalition 2004)

-20.7% of Idahoans (269,000 people) have no health insurance, compared to the national average of 17.6%. (U.S. Census)

-In the last few months of 2002, Idaho’s welfare roles increased 15%, more than any other state’s. (Center for Law and Social Policy)

-Idaho’s welfare laws rate 51st compared to all other states and Washington, D.C. when ranked for their likelihood to encourage and support families’ efforts to become economically self-sufficient. (Tufts University’s Center on Hunger and Poverty)

-Idaho was graded as an “F” for having the worst post-welfare reform social safety net (tied with Indiana and Wyoming) among the 50 states. (Center for Third World Organizing)

-Idaho is 11th in the nation in the rate of bankruptcy, 25% higher than it is in the nation as a whole. The bankruptcy rate is increasing over time, too – up 30% from 2000. (Center for American Progress).

Our Children...
-The child poverty rate in Idaho is 16% (62,305 children). (Idaho Kids Count 2005)

-29% of Idaho young adults live in poverty ranking Idaho worst in the nation. (Idaho Kids Count 2005)

-42% of school-age children – 74,433 Idaho children per day – receive free and reduced lunch. (Idaho Kids Count 2005)

-One in eight Idaho children – 49,570 children – go to bed hungry every night. The national figure is 12 million children. (US Census)

-23% of Idaho children live in families where no parent has a full-time, year-round job.(Annie E. Casey Foundation)

-20% of Idaho children (72,000 children) live in low-income working families; 15% of children live in low-income working families that receive food stamps (the figure is 24% nationwide); 32% of children live in low-income working families without health insurance.(Annie E. Casey Foundation)

-42% of Idaho children live in low-income working families ranking Idaho 45th in the nation (Idaho Kids Count 2005)

Work, must work to support family....

-There are 68,400 people in Idaho who qualify as working poor. The US has 14.8 million working poor. (America’s Second Harvest)

-Since 2000, Idaho has lost 7,212 manufacturing jobs with an average salary in 2003 of $40,939. Idaho has gained 14,122 service jobs at an average salary of $19,278, which includes call center jobs that reportedly pay $30,000 to $65,000 per year. (Idaho Department of Labor)

-A 2002 University of Utah study found that 47% of the former welfare recipients interviewed lived below the federal poverty line even after 20 months off welfare. In 2001, the poverty level for a single mother and one child was an income of $12,207 per year. Researchers also found that 20% of respondents lived below half the poverty level, or had an income of $6,096 per year. Respondents with jobs earned an average of $7.96 per hour or $16,557 per year for full-time work. (Salt Lake Tribune)

-In 2000, a living wage in Idaho was calculated to be $10.11 per hour ($21,037 per year) for a single adult. For a single adult with one child it was $12.82 ($26,672). For a single adult with two children it was $15.83 per hour ($32,920). For two adults, one of whom was working, with two children, it was $13.73 per hour ($28,562). For two adults, both of whom were working, with two children, it was $17.96 per hour combined wages ($37,351). (University of Washington Job Gap Study)

-The Idaho economy is not creating enough living-wage jobs. The pay offered for 78% of new jobs in Idaho are inadequate to meet a family of three’s basic needs. (Northwest Job Gap Study)

-Most children who need food assistance are children of the working poor. In Idaho, the cost of living is slightly above the national average, but wage earners bring home 21% less. Twenty-five percent of working people in Idaho earn $8 or less per hour. (Center on Budget and Policy Priorities)

-Every adult job seeker in Idaho must compete with two other people for every living-wage position. For adults with children, the prospects of finding living-wage employment are even bleaker. There is only one living-wage job for every 10 job-seeking parents raising two children on their own. (Northwest Job Gap Study)

-Only one of in every four jobs paid enough to provide a single parent a living wage, and when one of those jobs comes open, there are an average of eight applicants. (UW Job Gap Study)

-In 2002, emergency food requests nationally were up 23%. 48% of those requesting food were families with children. Families with children increased their requests for food by 17%. The leading cause of hunger was low-paying jobs. (The U.S Conference of Mayors annual survey)

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Okay now I am hungry and poor, yeah yeah I know , your gonna say "I live in Idaho" but I am thinking about it, If the Wife and I move to Idaho we will be uhhhhh potatoes, mashed with gravy.

SomePoint, Idunno

2008-12-28T07:27:00.001-08:00

Yes me and the wife and baby K are here in Sandpoint, We drove up here to delivery xmas presents from baby K to my family who never leaves, I can see why, snow is about 20 inches here and the roads are shit.

Anyway we made it and now we will head back to get back to normal, it is nice to see the old stopping grounds, and learn that yet another friend has past away from alcoholism, other than that its still the same old town..

Glad to visit but this snow shit, hehehehe I remember it from the past, walking 2 miles in snow up to my balls just to get to the school bus, so glad thats not my life anymore, this snow shit is fun but its still shit hehehehe...

How to train the Mailman ???

2008-12-24T06:38:00.000-08:00

Yes by golly need to train the mailman to quit walking across the lawn, for some reason all of them do it, we have a different one everyday it seems like and they all can't see the sidewalk which leads right to the mailbox so they cut across the yard and walk across the grass.

So how do you train them not too?? my idea is to put up a fence and have a really ugly dog with fangs sit on the grass hehehehe or I guess put up signs every 2 feet that says "keep off the fuckin grass you dumb ass stupid piece of shit" hey that just might work...

Nobody will answer about Idaho so I will...

2008-12-22T04:42:00.000-08:00

Okay this is what I know and been researching stuff plus I lived in Idaho for long long time... I want the best for my family and Idaho uhhhh well not on my list but if we do live there then you will have to put up with me if you like it or not so get use to it...

Schools , ohhhh my a few years back I read Idaho as a whole ranked number 49 out of 50 states, yes one state was worse but then the next year ranked somewhere around 30 something and Idaho jump to like 48 hehehehe here is what I found out from schooldigger.com about Lewiston.

Schools are ranked by reading and math ISAT scores combined.
Lewsiton ranked #66 out of 164 cities....
now out of 325 elementry schools in Idaho , lewiston is ranked as follows

McSorley - 121
Centennial -136
McGhee - 141
Webster - 144
Whitman - 188
Orchards - 192
Camelot - 203

This shows me that lewiston is all mixed up, I thought they would be close since its the same district but what a jump, what school will my baby go to, I will for sure pick the top one even if I drive her myself... Of the top 3 which are are all tied for #1 was Whitebirb of the grangeville joint district.. WTF thats just over the hill from lewiston and they are the top in state hehehehe WTF....

Clarkston ranked #214 out of 298 cities....
now out of 1058 elementry schools in Wa. , Clarkston is ranked as follows

Grantham - 545
Highland - 937
Parkway - 972

Now this hehehehehe wow is like night and day, why is grantham so much better? dunno but its like got the smart kids or better teachers for sure or something, number 1 in state was Challenge Elementary is Mountlake Terrace, WTF... where is this place? , they got smart kids or uhhh well the best school in Washington.. Spokane is wilson elementary at Number 3

Okay now for some other facts.... this is not good but will post more here later, let the schools soak into your head and next blog will be about the laws , police and why Idaho is ranked high for child rape and number 3 for domestic violence which leads to some deaths among the rest of the USA, also number 2 for worst drivers and top 5 of the worst for animal cruelity and hmmm what else can I dig up, ohhhh about the police and Idaho law I did say at first but you will hear how hehehehe well just wait for the next blog because you will not like it, they be some of the child and domestic stats hehehehe yeah give a man a badge and he can beat his wife hehehehehe well for now its just the schools the rest and best for last... ttfn..

Pink Hangers, on my side of the closet WTF

2008-12-10T17:40:00.001-08:00

Okay its been awhile since I blogged, thats because my wife has been on a binge blog thingee and its more fun to see her having fun, really she has been all stressed out and its the same for me, this time of year always gets me down, Lets hope for a better new year, BTW what is everyone doing on my birthday? yes its 12/31 I will be uhhhhhh forty something again.....

Ohhhh the pink hangers, noticed the wife side has blue pink white and I got pink well just found one so guess its not as bad, just had to blog about something, had lots of fun with baby k and the tree, when we were puttin up the orniaments, gave one to the little one and she ran off to her room with it, maybe she thinks this tree is a toy for her, wow time to eat ..... see ya

I too am mashed with gravy

2008-11-25T11:25:00.000-08:00

Damn I answered this quiz with the best of how I am so guess me an the wifey are like great together huh, yeah I think so anyway and thats all that counts, she can be the gravy and I will be king potatoe...

OMG never drink like I did.....

2008-11-20T08:14:00.000-08:00

I wish I was 18 years old again , I would of drank everyone under the table, so I tried again and was the first to go outside and puke off the steps, so never ever ever will try to be in contest when drinking, for now on its just stay home on the couch.

Why do I feel BAD ???

2008-11-17T06:03:00.001-08:00

Okay I have been pondering about this for some time now, I mean some time for sure. My Wife just wonders why I never do anything, I work and just sit at home, I wonder about her too, I moved her back down here to be close to her Mom but also her friends, she does have some friends and does once in awhile go to the girls and have time with them.. I always say to her I have no friends and she gets mad and says I do too.. Well its not like I go over and play cards with them or go out and have a drink with them so you know how I feel, I know their my wifes friends and they like me because they have too hehehehehe no really I do like my Wifes friends.

It use to be fun when we did go out and get away from homelife but things happen and some friends are now well uhhhh you know who I be talking about, we would always go over to their house there on uhh 9th street I think well anyway we never go there now and I still feel like I am the outsider down here, why? I don't really know anyone or really have anyone I can call and say hey lets go do something, so I just spend all my time at home which to me is fine, I am turnin into my Mom and never leave the house hehehehe well thats a story in itself but lets talk about me instead of my Mom.... which I never hear from them like I did all my life, since I been married I feel like since baby I really never do hear from my family so yeah guess you can say I feel alone, I feel left out in a way from my own family anyway.

My wife I want to be happy and stuff and I try everything to make her happy, her blog says different but I do try, I work my ass off and I try to be the man of the house and I want her to go spend time with her friends and get out of the rut at home so I let her be Mrs D and as long as she is happy, I really am fine, I don't need to have friends to be happy, I can just play solitaire on the computer hehehehehe, would be nice to have get togethers and stuff, play card or just have an orgy hehehehe I meant something else really but I did make you laugh , you know what I mean I hope, you do don't you???????

Well I feel bad, this man who is older by a year works with me there at the factory has recorded a fighting match and wanted a guys night to watch the match and have a few beers, he is married and has 3 kids and owns his own home and just lives like a few streets over. well he invited me over to this guys night out and said it would be nice if I came over and visited, I know now that he invited all the dudes at work and some of them are planned to be there, Like chad and hehehehe well he is kewl for a kid but there should be more adults than anything and said 10 to 12 people should be there or maybe even more not sure but now I asked my wife if I could go, I should of just said I am going out stay home and clean hehehehehe no I asked and she said to go...

Well I feel bad for wanting to go and I feel like I should just stay home and spend time with my baby and spank my wife after baby is asleep but then I really don't want to miss out on the guy thing, no strippers or nothing just a get together , damn I feel so bad and not sure if I will go now, I don't really need friends because then everytime I go do something with them I feel I am cheating my baby out of time with her daddy, how do you people cope with having friends, it was nice when I lived long ago and all I had was time to spend with friends from work, I was 22 and working and the whole crew from the sawmill would go for beer after work and get together for holidays and it was fun, but I am a family man now and home is where I should be.

So now that thats settled I go get my wife up she has to go to a job interview and its like 20 minutes till seven and she needs to get her ass up out of bed damn it, I am the man I rule this house, ohhh uhhhh yes dear I took out the trash this mornin hehehehe see I really am not in charge.

Yeah just call me a loser....

2008-11-15T05:33:00.000-08:00

Well when I first started working on August 1st of this year I weighed in at 312 pounds on the scale at work, its a really kewl digital scale they use at work, it is a really nice platform and goes down to hundreths of a pound so I figure its good. So I decided to check myself last night, ohhhh I thought it was going to be like 295 or something but it showed me at 272, so guess thats good, only thing is I don't see where, I still got a trucker belly, but I think I can see more of my willie hehehehehe well its so small that if I see any well its a good thing.

So if my math is correct I lost 40 pounds in 3 and a half months, because when I did the stress test I was like 320 pounds and felt like shit, I wish I could get down to around 240 or 230, I feel really good around 230, 200 would be like perfect but that would take a long time, I was watching my discovery channel stuff and learned that you loose fat through your urine, yup the fat breaks down and flushes out in yer pee pee, so they say..... so damn I must of pissed alot of myself away... so guess you can say I am a loser.....or maybe just say I lost it, sounds better.

Oh for you women out there, they also said in this show I watched that men loose weight faster than women because of genetics, men have more muscle mass and can burn burn burn the fat away and it really pisses off the women, so they say anyway just thought I would share the info.

Tis The Season to be ......WTF'd

2008-11-13T03:55:00.000-08:00

Yeah been awhile since I have blogged, so what , who cares anyhow?? Anyway its always nice to be broke at this time of year, yeah work has been busy and now that I am full time I got insurance, so this means they deduct it from my check which is now going to be smaller, they cut my hours so now I can barely afford rent, might have to go to the foodbank and beg. So you ask what am I doing for xmas, well I just might turn into a great big asshole and shit on you.

So now I can say I blogged.......

Uhhhhh yeah its blog day....

2008-10-29T14:38:00.000-07:00

Alot has been going on and its not nice to blog about work ifs its gone to hell so I will post a picture of my cute baby K to make you all smile......

Happy birthday Baby K, (daddy's little girl)

2008-10-18T06:58:00.000-07:00

After reading what my wife wrote in her blog and after looking at pictures and just seeing Baby K now, just so big and full of life I feel like crying, Today is a special day for the litttle one, I wan't to wish her the happiest birthday today and just can't wait to see her when she gets out of bed, I know I should be sleeping but I need to be here to help the wife today and I just can't wait till Baby K gets up out of bed, just want to squeeze her and let her know Daddy loves his little Baby K.

Maybe I should not post today.....

2008-10-18T06:56:00.000-07:00

I am so pissed off at work today, I got nothing nice to say so maybe I won't post. I should be in bed getting a nap before the big day today but I am so pissed off at everyone that I could not sleep anyway, well today got to be a happy day, its a big day.

I am sick of being so sick...

2008-10-06T08:28:00.000-07:00

Yes I came home after work and its friday mornin, I did not do my usual routine, I just got undressed and crawled into be, 36 hours later I was able to get up and be mobile and last night I went to work and whew I made it.

I felt sick at the end of my shift and just sat in the parking lot at work till I was able to drive, I laid in bed and asked my sweet wife to grab an extra blanket and I slepted, She called work for me and everything.

but then she with baby and her mom and did some shopping in Idaho then baby and the dog went home to grammies and the wife did a scrapbook nite, so it was good because it was quiet and no one can hear me moan and scream all night hehehehe.

I tried to get up that night and all the walls were like distorted and I could not keep my balance, next day wife came home to check up on me and I was still in bed, later that day I tried to get up to go to work and got in the shower and could not make it more than a minute, I shut it off and layed on towel on the bed.

I felt much better last night when I went to work , it still was hard, the 12 hours of hard work did some good, I got my blood flowing after all that stuff, one time I woke up and tried to get up but everything was in black and white no color at all so I just laid back down, so glad not to be down like that now so here I am blogging, wish I had good news to blog about but the wife now beat me to it, hehehehehe well she loves me still and thats all that matters.... I hate to miss work, we can't afford it if I miss but that was just toooo much to try to work like that....

I can't believe its not butter....

2008-09-30T00:57:00.000-07:00

I know its not butter, its a nightmare, hehehehe talking about work, my work has been a nightmare but I am getting along, I kinda know a few names, but I am not there to socialize like everyone else, thats all they do is talk about work and what they plan to do after, so I feel alone but thats good, I am the second oldest person there and then its a 15 year difference or so down the line, bunch of kids work night shift, all the old folgies work dayshift.

Since I been there now 2 months I see how people slack off because they think I will do there work, boonngggggg!!! I got news for them I can make it harder on them if I want too, I did a few times, picking up the slack but I see the team leaders telling me to do my work first then help but then they don't do there work thinking I will, so I just go slow enough they have to do it themselves hehehehehe then when they go fast and try to show off like they can do better than me, I keep up, but alot of people have been getting hurt trying to show off.

One guy who still has not been trained on the line yet already got a hernia, another worker been there awhile hurt his back, I hurt all over but I know production work and I just pace myself out to what ever they do, its team work and I been doing it all, they think since they been there longer than me they can stop and talk and do what they want but if I go get a drink when they are not working I get told so hmmmmm yeah bunch of kids I have to train them kids because I am not going to carry them on my back, hehehehehe they will work and work hard because the big boss yells at them for our low numbers.

yeah they will try to blame me for slowing them down but how?, if its a team can they blame the new guy?, the boss knows this and I know it but the kids today have to play, not suppose to have yer cell phones on you as you work the line, but they all carry them instead of leaving them in the breakroom in their locker, they all take the time to pull it out and send a quick text back, they all can't live without chatting with their friends, hell see its nice not having to carry my phone, I have no friends...................... but its fun to watch the kids that think their hot shit because they work with dangerous equipment, my job is more fun than any I have had.

The funny part of it all is I worked at a sawmill for 13 years before any if not all of them were even born, I know how to work but its not my job to do their work or to train them how not to play all the time and to get to work so I will just sit back and let it flow, if our team gets told its slacking I just sit and smile because I did as much work as they did and not any more , well I always do a bit more, I have to show off too hehehehe I can do the work of 2 of them because we lost one guy on the line and I kept up doing my work and his work and the big boss was there at the line kinda checking product at the end but he knows I am not a slacker, I can do the work of 2 people because the rest of the line is slow, so there can't blame me hehehehe....

The sad part was on our line one of the workers been there long time was off another team and he was trying to tell me how to do my job, but when I was doing my work and this other guys work who left the line we rotated and this other team worker could not keep up the work I did, he was all over and jumping around, I just did my work and went on down the line and processed then went back to my position and back and up and back, moving everything in order, this guy seen the one machine not spittin out a plate he turned to go back and when he did the plate came out so when he got back down there it was gridlock waiting for him to clear everything, I just processed it all in order and kept the line working in order, no backed up or grid lock hehehehe it was easy, yeah try yo tell me how to do my job uhhhh like talking to a wall, I know my job and I only listen to important stuff not bullshit.

I thought everyone would see I kept the line going smooth by runnin everything out in order and they would see that, nope not one of the others did the line and could keep it in order and it was like backed up gridlock and all this in front of the bossman, I just did it and WTF ......uhhhh just do your work and step down the line and do the missing mans work and go back......duh... guess I passed the production test, hehehehehe I know if you block up or leave a machine standing then you got product coming down the line to it but wait you got to move the stuff out to get what you brought down in now you turn to go back to see more and then ohhhh shit you working like a chicken with no head and runnin circles everywhere, I just walked back and forth moving stuff each step I took hehehe it was so easy and simple and thats how I work.. why get all spun around and work harder, let the machines do the work and just keep them feed by walking by them, yeah wait one second and move it so the next step you can feed it hehehehe ...

okay enough talking about the kids that never but should of worked at McDonalds before they started a real prodution line job, I really love to watch them , makes me feel good and I get paid to play like a teenager again, just wished I had friends to call and text on my cellphone, some day they will learn that keeping the line in order will get production numbers up, rather than getting gridlock and stopping the line to catch up will never get more numbers but waste time and lower production and you now have to work harder, be a team player and do your job. If not should go to mickey dees and get simple production training, its a start anyway and its almost like any other production line anywhere else you can work, just a different product and machines.

Here I am awake in daylight

2008-09-23T10:06:00.000-07:00

Wow the sunshine is so bright, damn birds are chirping so loud, hehehehe damn neighbors moved out and now the repair man has to make noise during the day, everyday now for a week just so I can't get no sleep before working all night.

Yeah told you about the assholes who lived next door, well them kids are gonna grow up to be just like them, crayons all over the walls, yeah I know there kids but they are old enough to know not to draw on them walls... kids bahhhhh humbug... my baby will not do that hehehehe

Little Miss K is getting so big and so mobile, and she is like a dare devil and wants to fall off everything she climbs on, ohhhhh my little girl is growing so fast, and I just sleep all day and I still missing out on the good stuff....

Anyway I just wanted to blog before I get a shower and start my daylight tour of town today, after miss k gets a nap its roll to town and shop with well you know , the shopper in my house. its hard living with 2 of them, yes miss k is gonna be a shopper too...

Too Damn Sick to blog....

2008-09-09T19:55:00.000-07:00

I am sick as a dog... well already know I is a sick dog but really I am too sick too blog right now....

work hehehe kids should go to mickey d's

2008-09-06T05:30:00.000-07:00

I will rant later about how kids should not be working where its dangerous.... i am tired night night

We need a bigger house !!!

2008-09-05T05:53:00.000-07:00

Yes the TV we got uhhhhh is too big for our place, so we need a big house to fit the TV in..... hehehehehe not braggin but our TV can eat yours for dinner...hehehehe I got it all hooked up and had to watch some Star Trek to see how it was then some scooby doo was on hehehehe someday we will get a bigger house, maybe have what ever friends we do have over to have a movie night or hmmmmm yeah the movie night thing is fine... anyway uhhh now my mind has wandered off so I need to go to sleep , so will blog more later, gots lots of tidbits to tiddle about later, like work and stuff, you all know our baby is really sick so will not talk much about that.... okay night night.....

Nobody home next door...

2008-09-05T05:37:00.000-07:00

I have to say its been really nice not to have an asshole for a neighbor for a week now, it got to the point were I was going to have to call the landlord but she already knew, she likes to watch the place, creepy huh, yeah I think so too, anyway it all was nice when it was just him, now and then his ex would drop off the kids for a day or 2 so yeah I can live with that.

Well after a spell his new girlfriend would stop by and spend the night , whew yeah well that I can live with the chick was not so like the guy was, she said high and stuff.. but then it all got wierd, his ex drops off the kids and they don't leave, a uhaul shows up and unloads stuff, I thought it was going to pack up and leave but know he gave his ex a tv and other stuff and so now I know the kids are here and then he uses the uhaul anfter it sat for a day to move in the new girly toy.... ohhh yeah its gets worse...

Then she has a few young brats an a older daughter, yeah must off been 14 I say, at that age where its trouble when yer parents are gone all night working.... anyway as soon as mom and new daddy friend leave the older men in cars wuld show up and the daughter had a friend so 2 little bitches to watch the house, not good so the youngsters were like animals and then this truck would show up with 2 older dudes with beer and shit who knows what else...

just constant kids screaming and yelling and doors slamming and ohhh my god it was like I wanted to move, really in my head was I burned the place down but I knew we were connected by 2x4's so no way hehehehe but the thought was their, they have to leave if no home hehehe I know thats mean but hey these were like out of control kids with no parents around, I should of just called the cops everytime they were too loud and even call when the truck was there to say hey I think they had alcohol and the parents are gone....but do the cops care? hell I don't think so unless it was their kids...

Well I forgot to mention the big black dog, he liked me and the wife and grammy, he would of stayed with us, they were not fit to look out for this big black dog.....he was the only kewl one who had his shit together, anyway it got to the point the landlord told him he had to leave and he kept up until he dfinally left, but before they left the kids were out back playing with a bb gun or a sling shot and put 2 nice chips in our jeep's windshield... I know it was them because the jeep sat for a while and did not move and the chips appeared out of no where, they thought we told the landlord on them and we did not ever call but since they were assholes and can't think thats what happens, what are these kids going to grow up to be, I know assholes just like their parents.

bout time I blogged

2008-09-05T05:32:00.000-07:00

well see this 12 hour 4 nights a week and then 3 are a scream, I work long hours then I come home and try to get sleeep just to go to work again, on the last day I try to stay up and spend time with my little girl in the morning and let the wife sleep in ... and then I try to adjust to days somewhat to spend time with my girls and my wonder dog. I know it no excuse because I stay up late the last night off and then sleep like a normal work day and get up at 3pm just to wonder off to work again... but see I am here now because I got lots to blog about.

Yeah no barking dog..

2008-08-16T05:56:00.000-07:00

Kewl to come home this mornin just after 5am and no barking dogs... I got a shower and finished my lunch and now I sit here in my underwear, wow so kewl to be able to relax when I get home from work. Still sore from learnin new tricks, but this job would be easier if my trainer would actually work, she is one of them , yeah the kind you do her work as well, will be nice to get all trained and work right hehehehe..

Wow today I think when I am sleepin D is gonna be with Miss K and lets hope she does okay, I think the wife is getting better so everybody uhhhhh just pray I can have a happy wife again, D did get the little k'ster up the other day but then she got to feeling bad but she has been getting some sleep now and thats what D needs is some good ole sleep to make her feel better.. well gotta go dream about truckin some more hehehehehehe, bye bye

More work load ....yeah!!

2008-08-10T05:33:00.000-07:00

Well I heard today that they are gonna hire 19 more people and run 24/7, so lots of money.... starting the 21st, I go to work that thurdays and work 4 - 12 hours shifts, everybody now has to work 12 hour shifts and split the week 3 on then 4 then 3 and 4, ... week days and swing were 4 - 10,s and weekends were just 2 - 12 hour shifts for 3 days but now everybody has to work 12's hehehehehe some are not so happy...

I figured the 4 day week I get 46 hours, 6 are paid overtime, the I get my 34.5 hours the next week so hmmm but I will get 80.5 hours every 2 weeks and 6 of them is over time so yeah I will be making the bucks now, 6 hours will be $23.76 per hour and yeah I like that then the reat is $15.17 but some time I get a raise and then another so I am happy I will be up and over 16 bucks an hour in a year ...whew haw yeah...

So today was my 5th day of work and man I am sore but the job itself is not bad, alot of people quit and its because they don't have a clue about how things work in a production line, its all simple to me to figure out but I heard alot of big guys have quit , guess they said its too hard, well you do work out and I been sitting in a truck for three years and alot of the workers I work with are small women so if they can life heavy plates of bullets I sure can.. I am sore and they tell you up front you will use muscles you never knew you had and it will go away after you work them into shape.... I can feel it whew yeah, but hey if I can do it with my trucker belly hey anyone with ambition can do it too...

well its early and I must go to bed and rest, just got home and mother in law still here, dogs are barking and everyone is sleeping, can't wait to get my house back and D is feeling better, I can come home with no dogs yapping and I can relax in my underwear and run around like normal again, yeah I know now you can't eat yer breakfast after the vision of me in my underwear hehehehe sorry.....bye bye..

Life as a bullet assembler

2008-08-05T14:50:00.000-07:00

Well you all know I got the job at the bullet factory, I went to orientation on Thursday and started on Friday. My base pay is $14.57/hr and I get a $0.60 extra for working swing, not bad for Idaho but its a fast paced job and I am in the most heavy lifting dept. so they pay the most for that type of work, other employess get less pay but work in a different dept, I am in the highest paid so ya baby..

I work 5pm till 5am - 3 days a week and 4 off , starts Friday at 5pm and ends Sunday mornin at 5am so this is the weekend swing as they call it. I get $15.17 per hour to start and after I am there for awhile I will get raises and will be eliable to get overtime, so yeah I will try to get at least my 40 hours anyway, right now on w/e swing I get 34.5 hours a week, still not bad to start..

First week I rolled and rolled, its a last inspection for the bullets before shipping, the ship these ones to law enforcement so they have to be pefect, no defects when lives are on the line, so now this next week I will train on line 1 as they call it, its where the bullets are assembled in steps and with others as well so its team work and I will learn to be a good worker, I can't afford not too, so far I like the people I have met and I like the job, guess I will tell more later after I learn more...

Mrs D is very ill...

2008-08-05T14:46:00.000-07:00

Well all I can say is that D is very ill. She has been to the emergency room twice at Tri-State this week and it has been hell for me since I started work this week and stuff, Mrs K does not understand whats going on and I hope my wife gets better soon, she is really kranky hehehe and I want her to feel better too..

Rockin on the river

2008-08-05T14:30:00.000-07:00

I know I am late at posting this and other stuff. We had a blast and D got sunburned on just the left side, I drank some brews and we had fun, I got lots of photos but these are from the cell phone so for now thats all you get to see.

Please call me to work...

2008-07-26T08:58:00.000-07:00

I am going crazy, I feel like a deadbeat dad just sittin around, well its nice to be back but this is not good , I did not want to just quit one job until I was actually working at the other but I guess I had to do it. Well now I need to get my junk out of the garage and into the trash so we can use it to park the jeep inside, with the neighbor moving like 6 new people into his 2 bedroom apt I am sure he will be not happy like before so more peeling out in the gravel driveway and rock chips on the jeep if I don't hurry soon. Yes when ever they fight either one or both will peel out and leave a 6 inch deep rut in the gravel, so stupid but hey never said my neighbors were smart.

Well today is the day for rockin out in the sun and maybe this will be a chance for the wife and I to get away, why away hmmmm well miss k is dandy, she is so fine so I guess we just have not had alot of time alone since baby is in charge now. well we done did was alone in our room but now the wife not happy with the results, no more tingling lotion, stuff did not work anyway so today hopefully will be lots of fun... Miss K is playing in the drawer at the bottom of the stove, she likes the pots and pans and the fact she can open the drawer, also the trash can she can open so soon she will ask for the keys to the ride and say "dad need 100 bucks to go shopping" ..sure wish she could just stay small for just alittle longer..

I will blog more later I need to drink my diet dew for breakfast and get a move on so I can rock out to the jams on the river today....so you all have fun today... ohhhh spongebob is on gotta go..

Busy bodies....

2008-07-21T17:30:00.000-07:00

Just been so busy, not use to being home, going crazy... Well krazy khloe love, she has been such an animal since daddy is home everyday. Baby K is slowly getting use to me being home I think. I did alot of work for my mother in law as D did as well, I worked outdoors in the hot sun and got burned by the big fireball in the sky. I got to improvise a string trimmer but I made it worked and got through the mighty jungle of weeds without the proper string for this trimmer, I used heavy duty string cut down into pieces that is used for a power trimmer that is a bush whacker on wheels, over all I made the handheld trimmer work and then I ran the big lawn tractor and got all my chores down before dinner time.

I finally broke down and called the bullet factory and everything is a go , their waiting on my background check to come through which the man I spoke too said my last one was good 3 years ago and he thinks no problems so I should be scheduled for orientation on thursday the 31st of this month, he also said it can take 2 to 3 weeks after the stress test to get into the work force, there hiring process can take awhile so I need to go find some spot jobs till then so were not so broke, so if you got some job you need done and need me to get dirty, yeah that dirty well not but if you do let me know so I can work for you.. let me be your slave for a day, or longer if need be if not ask anyone you know that needs anything done, I can do anything so check check check every angle for me please please please..

Today I got more of my secret project done on my laptop, been trying to get everything in order and someday you will see a kewl thing, yeah it involves baby K , and well you will need some electronic device to see what I am doing but hmmmm okay you still not have a clue but yeah will let you know when I get this all done, actually I got 2 projects in the makin and others that are always runnin so am busy because I can only get on a few hours a day, its not like a full time job because I spend most of my off time with baby K... Also try to spend time with my wife too.. we should go for a drive slash picnic like asap just to get out and do something, hey if you want us to come to your house for a party let me know okay...... well I got to go choke on a smoke so will post more later...

Teeth cleaning and xrays...

2008-07-16T20:27:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow I get my teeth cleaned at the dentist, kinda nervous, wife says ohhhh its gonna be okay, so I think yeah right its gonna hurt worse that getting a tattoo... so tomorrow I get the gas hehehe ohhhh hope they don't knock me out and I wake up with my zipper down, damn now I am really scared, hehehehehe well lets hope it all goes well and I get a really cute girl to do them ,I mean a new tooth brush yeah uhhh what? hehehehe

Results were great today...

2008-07-16T20:10:00.000-07:00

Today I went I went in for my physical stress test and I passed, they did a pull test which I hit 220lbs and figured it was good, I had to do a grip test and my left hand was 48lbs and right was 55lbs, yeah you see which one I like the grip on.... hehehe and then I had to do a reach test which this fat trucker body was able to touch my toes so good it was and then they did a stair step test for 3 minutes and measure my pulse then a calm down test after for 1 minute to see where it drops to, I got up to 161 beats and it calmed down to 91 so that was good, my blood pressure was high I thought , 128 over 70, not sure what it means but that seems high to me. Plus they weigh you in, hmmmm not bad 295lbs, was 320 on the truck scale about a month ago, but was only 260 when I started trucking, so see it makes you fat driving a truck.

They also did a eye test which was kewl I got through all of it and passed 100% so my vision is still good even though I drove alot at night and my vision seems to have gone down a bit, maybe its age also but I was that laser thing and get 15/20 vision , kewl then I can see when your being nuaghty, hehehehe anyway all said and done I passed they said, at the end of my test today was the drug screen, so I know I passed that but the results will be in soon and then I should get as call to go into orientation, yeahhhhhhh I basically passed the skills test 3 years ago and went through all this stress stuff but was already trucking before they called me in to work so they took my results from the skills test which was alot of math so I know I aced all of it thats why I got skipped on the skills..

So to get a job here you must have good math skills and eye to hand cordination and then you get to do a interview , after that they do the stress test and a drug screen and if they say you passed then off to orientation, today they said I passed but it also will be on the results of my drug screen, thats it, I just sit and wait for the phone to ring and go in for the last phase, so I guess you all should be happy because I got a job and will be home with the family and its all because you all prayed for me , so thanks for all you did.... :) I can say I got the job... I will work at the bullet factory... yeah ohhhh yeah.... bom chicka bow wow...... yahooooooooooo....

Tomorrow is the day for.......

2008-07-15T13:13:00.000-07:00

Yes the last 2 nights I can not sleep at all, I toss and turn wake up every half hour and the wife said I was speaking another language. Talking about trucking still. Tomorrow I go for a stress test and a heart check at the new company, hopefully I pass and they give me the damn job, I need to get to work so I can support my family and then maybe I wont stress so much.

Baby K had trouble sleeping too.. The wife just sleeps and sleeps, she said she wakes up but must be when I am sleeping. Yesterday the rosster got cropped, no not down there , god all you people are so dirty minded you all need a cold shower, I got a hair cut and now its really a rooster do, rooster mohawk in the morning, anyway I got to go baby k is getting into everything and D needs to go shopping.

Ohhh my my... just a man I am..

2008-07-13T22:48:00.000-07:00

well today was a good day until I forgot to uhhh put my socks in the laundry basket. LOL, the girls today were like napping for hours and I did nothing at all, kinda like on vacation. I did like clean up after dinner and stuff so I will get kudos for that, been taking on more duties everyday since I am home now I need to be more than a lump on the couch, its hard being on the road then coming off, I am so use to not being home I feel like I am a virgin again, at house work you dirty minded people, I got the internet to teach me uhhhh well you know......

All this time...

2008-07-12T22:45:00.000-07:00

Yes all this time I been building this blog template to fit my needs, been listening to the tv as the wife is watching uhhhh her shows, yeah her shows, anyway I am done with this for now until I can think of more neat groovy stuff to play with, sorry its dark like the last one but its allI know how to do, I like playing in the dark and well see now I got to go have another beer, only drank 3 during the making of this blog template. Now the wife came into the room asking me if I want strawberry stuff, okay I said , ohh yeah its shortcake with all that whipped cream, almost sounds like a porno, hmm okay leave it at that.

The Grey Rooster...

2008-07-12T20:05:00.000-07:00

I got the name from my wife, I always have rooster hair in the morning and now its turning grey. This is going to be my official blog of my thoughts and my life so here we go boys and girls, hang on it might be a scary ride.