Please call me to work...

I am going crazy, I feel like a deadbeat dad just sittin around, well its nice to be back but this is not good , I did not want to just quit one job until I was actually working at the other but I guess I had to do it. Well now I need to get my junk out of the garage and into the trash so we can use it to park the jeep inside, with the neighbor moving like 6 new people into his 2 bedroom apt I am sure he will be not happy like before so more peeling out in the gravel driveway and rock chips on the jeep if I don't hurry soon. Yes when ever they fight either one or both will peel out and leave a 6 inch deep rut in the gravel, so stupid but hey never said my neighbors were smart.

Well today is the day for rockin out in the sun and maybe this will be a chance for the wife and I to get away, why away hmmmm well miss k is dandy, she is so fine so I guess we just have not had alot of time alone since baby is in charge now. well we done did was alone in our room but now the wife not happy with the results, no more tingling lotion, stuff did not work anyway so today hopefully will be lots of fun... Miss K is playing in the drawer at the bottom of the stove, she likes the pots and pans and the fact she can open the drawer, also the trash can she can open so soon she will ask for the keys to the ride and say "dad need 100 bucks to go shopping" ..sure wish she could just stay small for just alittle longer..

I will blog more later I need to drink my diet dew for breakfast and get a move on so I can rock out to the jams on the river today....so you all have fun today... ohhhh spongebob is on gotta go..

Busy bodies....

Just been so busy, not use to being home, going crazy... Well krazy khloe love, she has been such an animal since daddy is home everyday. Baby K is slowly getting use to me being home I think. I did alot of work for my mother in law as D did as well, I worked outdoors in the hot sun and got burned by the big fireball in the sky. I got to improvise a string trimmer but I made it worked and got through the mighty jungle of weeds without the proper string for this trimmer, I used heavy duty string cut down into pieces that is used for a power trimmer that is a bush whacker on wheels, over all I made the handheld trimmer work and then I ran the big lawn tractor and got all my chores down before dinner time.

I finally broke down and called the bullet factory and everything is a go , their waiting on my background check to come through which the man I spoke too said my last one was good 3 years ago and he thinks no problems so I should be scheduled for orientation on thursday the 31st of this month, he also said it can take 2 to 3 weeks after the stress test to get into the work force, there hiring process can take awhile so I need to go find some spot jobs till then so were not so broke, so if you got some job you need done and need me to get dirty, yeah that dirty well not but if you do let me know so I can work for you.. let me be your slave for a day, or longer if need be if not ask anyone you know that needs anything done, I can do anything so check check check every angle for me please please please..

Today I got more of my secret project done on my laptop, been trying to get everything in order and someday you will see a kewl thing, yeah it involves baby K , and well you will need some electronic device to see what I am doing but hmmmm okay you still not have a clue but yeah will let you know when I get this all done, actually I got 2 projects in the makin and others that are always runnin so am busy because I can only get on a few hours a day, its not like a full time job because I spend most of my off time with baby K... Also try to spend time with my wife too.. we should go for a drive slash picnic like asap just to get out and do something, hey if you want us to come to your house for a party let me know okay...... well I got to go choke on a smoke so will post more later...

Teeth cleaning and xrays...

Tomorrow I get my teeth cleaned at the dentist, kinda nervous, wife says ohhhh its gonna be okay, so I think yeah right its gonna hurt worse that getting a tattoo... so tomorrow I get the gas hehehe ohhhh hope they don't knock me out and I wake up with my zipper down, damn now I am really scared, hehehehehe well lets hope it all goes well and I get a really cute girl to do them ,I mean a new tooth brush yeah uhhh what? hehehehe

Results were great today...

Today I went I went in for my physical stress test and I passed, they did a pull test which I hit 220lbs and figured it was good, I had to do a grip test and my left hand was 48lbs and right was 55lbs, yeah you see which one I like the grip on.... hehehe and then I had to do a reach test which this fat trucker body was able to touch my toes so good it was and then they did a stair step test for 3 minutes and measure my pulse then a calm down test after for 1 minute to see where it drops to, I got up to 161 beats and it calmed down to 91 so that was good, my blood pressure was high I thought , 128 over 70, not sure what it means but that seems high to me. Plus they weigh you in, hmmmm not bad 295lbs, was 320 on the truck scale about a month ago, but was only 260 when I started trucking, so see it makes you fat driving a truck.

They also did a eye test which was kewl I got through all of it and passed 100% so my vision is still good even though I drove alot at night and my vision seems to have gone down a bit, maybe its age also but I was that laser thing and get 15/20 vision , kewl then I can see when your being nuaghty, hehehehe anyway all said and done I passed they said, at the end of my test today was the drug screen, so I know I passed that but the results will be in soon and then I should get as call to go into orientation, yeahhhhhhh I basically passed the skills test 3 years ago and went through all this stress stuff but was already trucking before they called me in to work so they took my results from the skills test which was alot of math so I know I aced all of it thats why I got skipped on the skills..

So to get a job here you must have good math skills and eye to hand cordination and then you get to do a interview , after that they do the stress test and a drug screen and if they say you passed then off to orientation, today they said I passed but it also will be on the results of my drug screen, thats it, I just sit and wait for the phone to ring and go in for the last phase, so I guess you all should be happy because I got a job and will be home with the family and its all because you all prayed for me , so thanks for all you did.... :) I can say I got the job... I will work at the bullet factory... yeah ohhhh yeah.... bom chicka bow wow...... yahooooooooooo....

Tomorrow is the day for.......

Yes the last 2 nights I can not sleep at all, I toss and turn wake up every half hour and the wife said I was speaking another language. Talking about trucking still. Tomorrow I go for a stress test and a heart check at the new company, hopefully I pass and they give me the damn job, I need to get to work so I can support my family and then maybe I wont stress so much.

Baby K had trouble sleeping too.. The wife just sleeps and sleeps, she said she wakes up but must be when I am sleeping. Yesterday the rosster got cropped, no not down there , god all you people are so dirty minded you all need a cold shower, I got a hair cut and now its really a rooster do, rooster mohawk in the morning, anyway I got to go baby k is getting into everything and D needs to go shopping.

Ohhh my my... just a man I am..

well today was a good day until I forgot to uhhh put my socks in the laundry basket. LOL, the girls today were like napping for hours and I did nothing at all, kinda like on vacation. I did like clean up after dinner and stuff so I will get kudos for that, been taking on more duties everyday since I am home now I need to be more than a lump on the couch, its hard being on the road then coming off, I am so use to not being home I feel like I am a virgin again, at house work you dirty minded people, I got the internet to teach me uhhhh well you know......

All this time...

Yes all this time I been building this blog template to fit my needs, been listening to the tv as the wife is watching uhhhh her shows, yeah her shows, anyway I am done with this for now until I can think of more neat groovy stuff to play with, sorry its dark like the last one but its allI know how to do, I like playing in the dark and well see now I got to go have another beer, only drank 3 during the making of this blog template. Now the wife came into the room asking me if I want strawberry stuff, okay I said , ohh yeah its shortcake with all that whipped cream, almost sounds like a porno, hmm okay leave it at that.

The Grey Rooster...

I got the name from my wife, I always have rooster hair in the morning and now its turning grey. This is going to be my official blog of my thoughts and my life so here we go boys and girls, hang on it might be a scary ride.