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Monday, November 23, 2009

What was that trip about hmmmm...

I will go over what all went wrong with our trip and try to update it soon, turkey day is coming..

Saturday, October 10, 2009

One hell of a trip to SPOKANE....

Will update this post when we get home tomorrow............. trip is not over yet.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Happy 5 Years to my Wife...

by the time I can get blogger to work, it will be tomorrow, ....... Happy Anniversary to my Wife, its been a wonderful 5 years, I have worked several jobs hmmm and even did odd jobs when we first got here, 3 years later we have a CUTE little miss K.... still have the same dog Riley (big OLD dog), have the same black cat and a new cat from 4 years ago.... guess you can say tucker was our new dog but we gave him to grammie..... we have lived in only 2 places, first one was great but the landlord was a crazy old hag, new landlord is just an old lady....... we are still broke all the time but we have moved ahead by getting a newer set of funiture and a bigger TV...

So again its been a HAPPY 5 YEARS... I remember it like it was yesterday, being all dress upped and being so scared standing at the park in Anatone but then everything was great when we finally got to the oregon coast (honeymoon), I wanted to get back over there by 5 years but it will have to wait another 5 years LOL.... well the wife is working out on her blog right now getting a bit upset, I was earlier because I could not get into blogger, Anyway 5 years people, send lots of gifts, mostly money if you can't decide... LOL

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Rockin on the River was okay this year..

This year was okay for the rockin, I guess you can say I like my music LOL...on the way down D kept saying I was like just all hyper but I just wanted to get there, now I know we can get there later on and well I like to get there early for my moneis worth LOL...

okay first picture here is the warm up sound check, look how empty it is in front of us..
Okay now the first band is up and the crowd got more but here is the first band called Bridgewalker and the Bass player was Miss K's Lawyer and the guitar player is Justin from my work, all this time I never knew ....
Workmate Justin has the blue guitar and the bald dude with the red bass guitar is the Lawyer.. rest of the band have no clue who they are but they rocked really good, I was impressed.. now D's friends shows up and they sat up in front of us, soon the open space was filled with bodies.. D"s friend Margie... Now this next band D did not care for, I was not real impressed, they rocked and was good for what they do, everybody is good because if they like it and having fun doing it well more power to YA but I was bored with their gig... this is the Simon Tucker Band.... good as a bar band in my book but has a song on ZRock that gets the most votes for something, not sure but here they are...
Now its gets really good, getting a buzz and D's buzzed and then I notice this girl sitting in front of us, she is just looking at me, so I look around and then look back, she blows me a kiss, I turn and look around and nobody is around, so I look back at her and she says "YOU", I read her lips and then I was like uhhhhh I am sittin with my wife so I started talking to D and then D says to me "what is she looking at?" I say "She is lookin at me" D just laughs, well I never told D till later what went down and D got pissed off... here is the girl just looking at me for 10 minutes, she stopped after I took the picture, D wants this picture so she can well just look for it. Yes I know I am not the cutest guy on the block but this girl is sitting with her boyfriend and I have my wife next to me, She came with D's friends when they showed up, D later found out because I told my wife what happened so she did not hear it later and I said to just asked your friend sometime about her, well Beth is the name, D just had to go and find out, D was really mad.... anyway we left the show early because it was like wrapping up and we wanted to get out... Here is some shots of Kenny Wayne Shepard..

I saved the best for last, D says I am a dirty old man.... but I was buzzed when I took these photos, it was getting dark out and I was just like move you ass so I can get a picture, of the show not their ass silly LOL...
Anyway I had fun and next year Little Miss K is gonna go and have a blast, I got alot of pictures of all the bands these were some of the normal ones so if you want I will upload them to a file host if anyone wants them if not oh well its okay, Don't forget to ask D about a private Photo sent to her inbox hehehehehe uhhhh she can really embarass me now.... so I can't wait to find out what she says about that girl Beth... I know Bitch Skank Whore Slut Cunt something along them lines.... well I best go for now....

Friday, July 24, 2009

Been too busy to blog...

Yes I been too busy, every weekend I have not had time to do anything but go do stuff that sucks up all my time, I need my time to fix things, yes Miss K has jammed up the back door knob so the key does not work, yeah have to tear that apart, need to fix the dvd player still and the list goes on and on, I just want a day to do this, but hey tomorrow myself and Lady D get to go to Rockin on the River and get to hear Kenny Wayne Shepard, YEAH !!!!

I am also starting up a new blog, news of that will be out after I get it all layed out and get my first post done, a clue is uhhhh well I will be tearing apart and reading the fine lines and bitching out the stupidity of something we get everyday hehehehe will reveal this blog soon, because I just have to voice my opinion and it will be a good read for all to see, trust me it will open your eyes, thats another clue, you use your eyes so can't wait till I get it going but not this weekend..

I got stuck with forced overtime, yes they call it FORCED OVERTIME, I have to work 5pm to 5 am on Sunday night and then be at my normal shift Monday at 3:30 pm and work that week, nice they tell me this without alot of noticed either, they want you to give them 2 week noticed if your quiting or moving on so I would respect if they can tell me in advance about hey next month you will be FORCED to work overtime and I can plan my days out, if I got stuck with Saturday I was going to miss work and get in trouble, get in trouble, might even be suspened for 3 days without pay or worse FIRED but they at least suspend people first to give them a chance, yeah force me to work on a day I already planned because it is my life outside of thiers, what a buch of shit but hey I have a job right... Work first and put your family last is thier moto....

Friday, June 26, 2009

My Favorite 70's Icon just Died....

Wow, sad sad sad , I think every little boy had a poster on the wall of this icon when they were growing up in the 70's, I know I did, I bet it would be worth a mint now but its too sad, even if I had the poster that I had above my bed hehehehe I would not sell.... then another one died but I won't talk about him because the news has been flooded with the shit.... anyway she was a good girl and will be missed...

Friday, June 19, 2009

Copper Eyed Children ...

What are dreams for? , this is one of the saddest dreams I ever had, D heard me talking in my sleep, she heard me say "the copper eyed children only live for 2 weeks, she talked back to me and asked if I was awake, I answered yes, but I was still asleep, she asked what and where ???and I answered again with "I seen it on the science channel and that the copper eyed children only live for 2 weeks.... "

Strange but what I was dreaming before was I was watching the science channel and learned that there was something bad about the world we were in now and that childrens eyes will turn to copper and then they will die in less than 2 weeks, weird I got to stop watching the educational stuff, anyway after that D heard me talking, and I thought that was part of my dream and yes it is because I was still asleep.. So D actually changed the path of my dream...

Now after all that I kept on dreaming and not sure where D was after that point of her talking to me, I know she must of got up to let me sleep but she was not in my dream anymore... this is where it gets sad and I can't get this part out of my head but my little baby K was in my dream and her eyes turned copper and I was so devasted... I only remember that I was holding her in my arms in the rocking chair and I was not going to let her go out of my arms, I don't remember and I don't think I told anyone, the copper eyed children were dying everyday from the world we lived in and I was going to loose my little baby... all I can remember was holding her screaming no no no and thats when I woke up...

I never told D the whole dream because I just did not understand what the hell it was about, this copper eyed children had D thinking because she went out to the jeep and there was 2 empty white buckets in the back and on them it said big letters COPPER, hehehe they were from work and copper comes in them and its used in the process of coating the lead, but thats not why I was dreaming about this weird world we lived in, where the copper came from who knows, I just was so stress and worried about something to dream I was loosing my baby girl, that was a wierd dream.... sure wish I knew what was stressing me out... had to be from stress, who really knows..

I know that dreams are mostly random thoughts pulled out of memory and scrambled together in no order at all , some poeple say well I never seen this person before, but yet they have, your brain stores everything you hear, smell and touch and see... yes you look through a magazine and not really paying attention but every face you were expose to for just a glance is now stored in your head, anytime your brain can randomly pull anything at anytime and stir it all up and toss it out as a dream. So just think everything you hear, birds, cars, and everysound from TV and your not paying attention but your out in a crowd and you see people, not really looking at people to remember anybody even but your brain does and its all stored in your head, you might not recall but the dreamland will pull it out of storage, so you think you don,t remember, hmmmm its still in your head from day one... yes your first breathe is stored in the brain too...

Why I dream about this has me baffled, it was so real that I even was talking and answering D back in my sleep, now D can talk to me and I will answer back, ohhhh what now will she be asking ??? hehehe LOL.... Thats the first I know I was really listening to someone outside my dream and talking back, thats scary to think your dreamland brain thing can communicate and randomly make dreams at the same time... this is not good, I know my wife will be talking to me when I sleep now, LOL damn she has it made now... just remember I can not be responsible for what it randomly makes up out of the soup its making....

I am just so happy to see my baby safe and happy and I hope I never dream about that ever again.... in my dream all I do remember was thinking I was going with her no matter what, thats why I can't for the life of me figured where D was in my dream at that point, I was just holding my baby and rocking and it was the end for both of us.... if D did not talk to me I don't think she would of been in this dream... what ever kind of world we were in was like some toxic wasteland so I know now its not this world, LOL well close its still a bad planet LOL... or I would not of came up with this wierd dream...

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Something to be happy about....

Well I have not blogged for awhile, figured you all did not want to here about all the fuck ups I have to work with so I did not post, yes its so bad that I just figured fuck them all, was hoping a new job would appear but then the boss came up to me and said he got me into the swing shift monday thru thursday, KEWL get of the retard bus and move up the ladder, most of the people with more senoirity than me already moved to weekend days, and stuff then the spot opened for a swing during the week and I got it, so he helped because I said I wanted days during the week but them old timers will never retire and everyone with more senoirity than me get first crack...

So now I will be getting a full 40 hour week, no more 12 hour days but 10 hours days so ya kewl, most people start on weekend swing like me, then you move to weekend days and then to swing then to days but since people moved from w/end days to swing a bunch on our shift moved to weekend days well another spot opened for swing and the boss placed me and another kid who has been there for 2 years over to swing, kewl , but some people with more seniority are kinda mad because they wanted swing, well you jumped out onto the day shift and were not there for him to move ya , hehehehehe and your new boss was not there to fill the spot because it came in on friday night a spot was opened, well first come first served, well senoirity, well the kid had it down for swing I had any shift and was next since the rest of the crew already went..

Sad news is now I am at the bottom of the senority list on the new crew, I lost my status from weekend swing which I moved up to like the middle but hey I am that much closer to day shift now, I will work from 3:30 pm to 2:00 am, not this 5pm to 5 am for 3 days, my checks will be bigger, I only got 34.5 hours and now I get my full 40, just that little bit of hours will add up to almost $5,000 a year more at my pay rate, I still got one more raise coming and its based on hours, well the hours will build faster now I get 80 hours every paycheck rather than 69 hours so will get to my next raise faster, got about 5 months to go to be maxed out but that will put me around $17 per hour..

So guess its all good for now , will have friday - sunday off, to go off and do things on the weekend with everyone will be nice, well if I had friends to do things with, hehehehe anyway I am off tonight because I start this monday, so I took off tonight or I would of worked 7 days so the boss said if you want I will give you sunday off, and I took p.t.o. so its paid and I went out to dinner with my family, then off to dairy queen with baby k for her fav, ice cream, she was happy, I am happy to see the wife happy, I think she is happy, not sure yet, will find out when she gets up and reads this blog.... So I start a new crew and these folks been on this shift for awhile and more will be coming from my old shift and that w/days shift so will still be on the bottom but for now I don't have to carry everybody on my old line anymore, its gonna be nice to not work so hard and get more hours, Kewl........

Monday, May 25, 2009

Was gonna bitch about work.......

Well I was gonna bitch about work but I read my wifes blog and started to cry, I remember alot but never forget, I just don't really think about my past, it seems cold, my past that is, and it makes me depressed when I do remember, my friends will always be gone and most of the time before I would think why them and not me.... Life , today is memorial day I feel cold. thats not right but there is nothing I can do.. so today I think I will do something I use to do with my friends and thats play music, except I will be alone, well miss k has a tamborine she can join in..

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Stress and can't sleep....

We are sinking ship in our ocean over here, anyway life sucks being broke all the time, never can do anything but breathe air because its not taxed yet, anyway another reason I can not sleep is I got a test today at work, yeah its not a normal workday, but I am taking a setup test at work, a math test and a hands on test with tools, all to better myself and make more money and to not work so hard....

The more money you make where I work the less physical the work is, unless your an assembler then the heavier the work the more pay, but you can work in shipping riding a forklift all day and make the same as me, so its time to move up and work even less, (not les but less pysical) I just hope I can pass the testing, so stressed I can not sleep because everything in my life is just like falling apart, well thats how I feel I guess....

Well lets hope our wonderful life over here gets better by me trying to upgrade and to all of you please pray for D, she needs to get a foot in the door somewhere so she can be happier too and then we will have a happy world for all to come and see, maybe stay awhile and have bar-bee-que this summer with little miss K, yeah before she she gets a car and moves out... life is just going to fast, so slow down time for us please.. pray for my D, I already know where I am going so no need for me on your list...

Thanks to all of you who like us..... really my blog is just a nightmare and sometimes I feel just like crying...

Clearwire Sucks Donkey Balls...

I really hate to bitch about stuff (Luv it luv it)... anyway we are getting screwed over by ClearWire Internet, yup a big company like them only get rich by fucking screwing its customers out of money, they actually charged my debit card without my permission. D used it once a long time ago to pay it online once and because we were behind by one billing cycle they found this transaction and decided WTF lets charge this on there debit card, what if my card was canceled or something hehehehe would of been funny, D told them on the phone when we could pay this and they went ahead a charged it and now my account may be overdrawn and fees attached from the bank... Thanks alot CLEARWIRE fucking ASSHOLES, you lost our business...

Besides there service sucks donkey balls, its like having a dual 56k modem is all, so like uhhhh WTF would I pay for this slow service, well D was mad at cable company, and I think she hates them for alot of reasons so we switched to Clearwire, well after awhile it was like the slowest interent I have had since the phone modem days of the mid 90's, how this works is they share the connection, the more people in your hood get clearwire and are online when you are the slower you all go, cable does this as well but its still faster than Clearwire, I decided to shop around for a dedicated account, WHY you ask, well with CLEARWIRE SHIT, I get a email saying please stop using the internet too much, WHAT THE FUCK ?????, they said in this email that I been connected and using to much bandwidth and slowing others down, WELL HUH I guess I need to comply, hehehehe I am paying for internet and they tell me to not use it too much and to let others get online, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, I paid for it I am going to use it 24/7 if I want...

Well my PC was connected online 24/7 and so is D's, its always connected but mine was set to auto-download and upload at there max speed, well it was slow anyway but I did this at night the most but thought I would try to download when I was sleeping, I sleep in the days on the week-end, hmmmm most teens are home then and that must of slowed down because everyone was downloading something, WTF CLEARWIRE ????, stupid fuckin dumb asses, thats what the internet does, you surf and download shit stupid fucks, what a bunch of assholes to say ohhh you are like a hog and need can-not be online so much because someones teen across town wants to be on You-tube to watch funny videos and I must wait my turn so they can surf the web.... I am paying for your SHITTY SERVICES just like them so FUCK YOU CLEARWIRE....

Needless to say Clearwire SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.... did I mention CLEARWIRE in this post (hehehehe) want to make sure everyone knows that CLEARWIRE SUCKS... anyway we go to get disconneted and they wont till there modem is returned even though I am not online at all with them they are charging me full anyway until they get the shit back, they will not pro-rate it by the days so if you sent it in around the start of a bill cycle you get charged for the whole cycle or month, so we are getting screwed out of 2 months of SERVICE I DO NOT HAVE OR USE, I will be paying CLEARWIRE, so this is another reason to NEVER USE CLEARWIRE NEVER, they are a bunch of silly assholes who rip people off.... see they already charged my debit card illegally and now they will charge us again for a month we are not using because we are sending the modem by ups tomorrow to their return center in Nevada.... but then they will cancel us when ever so lets hope they do it before the next billing cycle, would not surprise me if they try to scam another month out of us, AOL got sued for doing this practice, now AOL is on the ball because of this and never charges for no services used.... CLEARWIRE SUCKS.... charge me for something I have not used, ASSHOLES ...CLEARWIRE IS A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES

Well lets just say I got something thats way faster than cable, you know how cable says were up yo 7 times faster than a phone modem, well I am around 50 times faster than Cable .... so uhhhhh cable is even slow anymore these days, I got a dedicated DSL connection, which they are like fast fast fast these days, and its actually cheaper than CLEARWIRE, even after ther introductory price is over and I pay full price, its about 10 bucks cheaper and 50 times faster than cable, .. WOW guess I can say its official, CLEARWIRE SUCKS REALLY SUCKS BAD....
SO heed my warning tell all your friend to cancel CLEARWIRE, never use CLEARWIRE, tell everyone to tell everyone to tell their everyone that CLEARWIRE SUCKS.....

Monday, May 11, 2009

Explosion at the workplace...

Yes this is a real explosion (boom) not a bunch of people fighting, it was the last weekend before this work weekend and it was Sunday, or what I call my friday, anyway it was just before lunch and everyone was working hard because the 2 newbies which I thought was ( well better not say) hehehehe I can say it was more work for me with them there anyway, they are being moved to another shift (thank god) anyway we were working along and one employee was priming cases, there are 500 primers on a board and you shake 500 cases into a plate and then you put primer plate then case plate and run it into the machine, the machine presses the primers into the cases, well the machine is set so you have to have cases on the primer plate before you send it in, this is so the primers can not go alone because the press will squeeze them and it will go BOOM....

Well it happened, she set a primer plate on the press and was going fast and sent it in, the machine should of not of sent it in, but the safety mechanism failed and it went into the machine, she claimes she tried to hit the stop button but was too late, BOOM, and everyone jumped in the building, it was loud, so loud that it shook the building, smoke was rolling out of this machine for 30 seconds, it could of been really bad but this machine has plexi-glass shield which contains any parts and pieces from hitting you, yeah sounds like a safe place to work you think....

Well our line was down after that, they left the machine as is until all the big wigs showed up and it was comfirmed the safety switch was out of adjustment, so for who knows how long I been running this machine that way it could of happened to anyone, I have sent it a primer plate but hit the stop button myself and thought that was stupid, so now it works last night this Sunday I thought hmmm so I tried and nothing so I put cases on and hit it and it went into the press, so its safe now, we all thought if she got fired we were going to all say something, why, it was like her first 2 weeks online and the safety was at fault, she got drug tested after this and was gone the rest of the night, but we all seen her this week at her new shift.

It kinda sucks not having a full crew, we are down 2 people on our line so I still have to work my ass off until we get more bodies to replace the empty spots, and to think about all the machines, hehehehehe really for what we do with all the explosive materials we handle it is a safe plac e to work, except in the back of my mind I think all these machines are like over 40 years old and there falling apart, and a big company making milllions every week just wont update the work place, they are getting new stuff on line one and stuff, last night line 2 broke something and shut down, guess someday it will be all replaced.... well thats all the work blog I got for now.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Deciphering Men's Speech Patterns

Its almost too good to be true, lets see if you can relate this to your husband....

1. "I can't find it"
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

2. "That's women's work"
MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.

3. "Will you marry me?"
MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no peanut butter left.

4. "It's a guy thing."
MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

5. "Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?

6. "It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: I have no idea how it works.

7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead.

8. "We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.

9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

10. "That's interesting dear."
MEANS: Are you still talking?

11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.

12. "You expect too much from me."
MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?

13. "It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women.

14. "You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a thong bikini.

16. "Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt.

17. "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing."
MEANS: What did you catch me at?

18. "She's one of those rabid feminists."
MEANS: She refused to make my coffee.

19. "I heard you."
MEANS: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and hope I can fake it well enough, so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me.

20. "You know I could never love anyone else."
MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

21. "You really look terrific in that outfit."
MEANS: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.

22. "I brought you a present."
MEANS: It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game.

23. "I missed you."
MEANS: I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we're out of toilet paper.

24. "I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are."
MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again.

25. "This relationship is getting too serious."
MEANS: I like you almost as much as I like my truck.

26. "I don't need to read the instructions."
MEANS: I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.

Battle of the Sexes part 2...

Every man knows and thinks the fastest way to a lady's heart in to buy her fancy dinners with fine wine, and diamonds and gold along with a expensive car... and this works

But when this group of women were asked what is the fastest way to a man's heart?, one lady replied "Through his chest with a sharp knife" and you might of thought it was gonna be through his stomach by keeping him fed... LOL......

this shows women do think differently for sure......

Battle of the Sexes OMG......

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Something to laugh about...

Here is a joke .to make you laugh, or not....

There's 2 muffins in the oven and one of them says to the other "damn it sure is hot in here" the other muffin says " Oh My God, a talking muffin " .....

Well did you laugh? okay this next one should get you to at least smile

There are 2 co-workers on break and one says to the other " My 10 year old son got his teacher pregnant " other co-worker says " No way man, you got to be kidding me" 1st co-worker says "No, really he got his teacher pregnant" other co-worker says " WTF C'mon it's not possible, how could he get her pregnant?" 1st co-worker says " my son admitted to poking holes in my condoms "

Okay did you smile hehehe well okay but this is just some stuff I heard and made me think...

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Tacoshells and melted cheese?

Yes I have a funny wife, I was mumblin' I was hungry and she said "ohhh there is some tacoshells in the cupboard just melt some cheese on them" I was like WTF hehe is she serious but now she will tell you how I got frustated with the onion rings, yes I pulled them out of the freezer and it said to cook them for 4 minutes then flip them over and cook another 4 minutes, so I just put them back in the freezer and then the wife got up and made them for me. Guess waiting for the 4 minutes was just too much, Then you have to flip all of them over, I like simply and that was just not so simple I guess.

UFO's and Religion

Okay lets start off with a little bit about our Universe, yup its old, astronomers have an estimate of 13.73 billion years, based on precision measurements of the oldest light in the universe from a NASA satellite known as the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe.

Now in our Universe we have around 100 billion Galaxies, we are in one of them and its called the Milky Way, so what is in the other 99 billion, hmmmmm it would be dumb for us to say we are all alone out here in the great great SPACE.... so I will say I do believe there must be some form of life besides our planet Earth.

How I figured this is from the rocks fallen from outerspace and land on Earth they have found the building blocks of life, these rocks (meteorites) have amino acids and other elements that are also found in about every living thing on this planet, and if you look at the DNA of life here on Earth we all are kinda related or say evolved over a long time and are made up of the same chemicals in such.

Earth has been like a science project that started about 4.7 billion years ago and has changed and changed into what we are today, back then it was just minerals and gases but it all evolved into life because of the SUN, why the radiation is why, you can say cancer is the start of life as well, because of cell mutation.. now lets talk about UFO's

Okay now we have a bit about space here is some about why and what in the UFO stuff I gathered, First off to get here from another Galaxy one life form must be more advanced, which in turn means they are from an older galaxy and have technology way more advanced that we are to fly because the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy was discovered at 80,000 light-years away, hmmm is that far and is there life there, so far we can not say about life but its mostly poor stars with very low metal properties and very little stellar dust , so how far is that from us.

80,000 light years is fucking far people, it would take 80,000 years traving the speed of light to get here, the speed of light is fucking fast and so far we have figured that it would be impossible to travel that fast because we are solid and not a light wave, The speed of light in freespace is a physical constant defined as 299,792,458 meters per second. or you can say in miles per second is 186,282.397, now travel this fast for 80,000 years and you can get from the closest galaxy to Earth and be here for dinner. or from the next galaxy which is 179,000 light years away from us, the rest of the 98 billion of them are even farther and way farther so uhhh hmmm.

So is it probable that we can be visited? uhhhh unless they can live a long time, which to say maybe they can because just because we don't does not mean the rest of the universe is like us, even though we are made from the elements of the universe does not mean they will have 2 eyes or ears or legs like we do, they might or might not be anything like us, so maybe they do live for 5 billion years, so with this is mind think about this next reason why they did come.

Why would they come, well every star and sun and planet has a lifespan, our sun they figure will die in about 50 million years from now, wow that means earth will die too, not bad though because we are only close to 14 billion years old and that is a long time to be a science project of the great universe. So lets say a group of aliens had to flee there dying solar system and are in search of a new planet to live, well Earth has the elements to support life in the Spaceland, we are proof, so if they are coming they will not pick up a cow and play with its guts or abduct people to see what we are, they have the technology to get here which means they have power over us and they will just terminate humans and take over the planet, why make friends with a weaker specimen, see they come they will not be friendly and that my friend would be a reason to not want UFO's coming here if they could, stay away leave us alone.

Over all I think the UFO thing going on here is a bunch of shit, for years they played with the stealth bomber, like 12 years they flew it around the world and not a soul but our government new so you see strange stuff well it seems to always be around or near top secret sites around the world this stuff is spotted. Think our government wants you too believe so when they test flight new technology you will assume its a spaceship from 179,000 billion light years away...

Another UFO craze is this group of folks believe we came from outer space, the ships brought us here and dropped us off, what a whacked out group but the say, look at the pyramids, the aliens helped us build them, they say the ones in mexico where too, because they claimed to found ancient pictures drawn on the walls of spaceships around these pyramid sites all over the globe, I saw the pictures and I did not see spaceships but this group is whacked out about it, hehehehe so now how does religion fall into this mess...

Well all because we learned here about the universe and about galaxies we now know how old shit is, well I was watching a TV show, one with 18 children hehehe so you know which one well they went to a museum and seen old stuff like dinosaurs and the father told the kids its not true because the Holy Bible shows the Earth to be about 6,000 years old, some other people I have talked too at work said they know people who say this same thing and that science is wrong, well we have human bones that are over 12,000 years old and the Neanderthal of the Homo Genus was dated back to 33,000 years ago, yes there brain cavatiy was bigger and they were only 4.5 feet tall but still human, so did GOD not create them and only US the Homo Sapien?

Does all the 1000's of religions that don't believe in GOD wrong, like the chinese traditional which goes back around the time this GOD created Earth and the heavens above. Got to look at Islam and Budda and Hindu and on and on, found a page that listed 22 most popular religions and Christianity was the only one that had GOD in it and among it was several like 7th day advents and baptist and mormans along with the big one catholics anyway they all believe in GOD but have it there way, just a little twist than the other, not to say if you believe in GOD your wrong, because what is right for you is for YOU, so if you believe in GOD and UFO's my question is " Did GOD create them too because he created the heavens above?

I feel kinda sorry for them children that are told science was wrong because when they get out of that house and into the REAL world, people are really gonna hit them hard with the Your Stupid remark, even though I did not say that because I believe if you really believe in something then more power to ya, I won't stand in your way, so since I am nice to do that then respect me and stay out of my way because when the UFO's come I want to pray to GOD and ask WHY LORD WHY? then I will be sure to wonder why and where did we really come from in a different way.

I am not trying to pick on religion at all but I do have alot of questions about GOD and his HOLY BOOK... which one is correct? huh? what I mean is the different versions, The Old Testament was originally written in Hebrew and the New Testament in Greek. then over the years it was rewritten King James (1611AD) and the New King James (1982AD). 1950, the Jehovah's Witnesses Bible and book of morman and Darby and uhh giddian or something like that not sure but what I read there are over 150,000 variations of the new testament written today, all are different and have left out passages they felt were useless , like when the first translations were King James wanted everyone to have a bible and hired scholars and scribers to rewrite the holy words which the church had the manuscripts and not anyone so this is when it got all twisted to what someone wanted and not the real thing, which we have no manuscripts from back then anymore, most we lost and many destroyed..... so really we have no clue as the truth, the real truth but what was told could be written and how to rewrite to say so, Thanks King James who ever you though you were, were you GOD?

Anyway now you got a taste of UFO's along with a bit of religion, both to me are about as far out there as you can imagine but lets just say I still believe that anything is possible in our world so together it may seem that GOD is in his UFO watching over us this whole time, and we now are reaching out to space to be with him...... When I get to meet GOD I want to ask "How old are you really? .......

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Okay Part 2 of the UnBranded , this is even more simple.

Well most folks will add a background by getting code from a website and having to paste the code into a widget and all that... but if you want to just go to a website and copy just a single simple http url and paste it without creating a widget, widget is that little thing you click to add html/js or click add picture thing in blogger well here is a simple step to do in the layout but instead of widgets we will click the 3rd button over on the top that says "edit html" well below them button looking things, see where is says that, well click it and you can see the html code of the blog template.

Okay first lets look for a backround and we found one at the place in the last blog, okay we have one picked out, so now in blogger we clicked the "edit html" now we see the code and your like WTF am I doing here, so relax and lets look and the first thing looks like "Variable definitions" okay you can see that well just below that is where the background info is, so scroll down till you see this

body {
background:$bgcolor;
margin:0;
color:$textcolor;
font: x-small "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, Sans-serif;
font-size/* */:/**/small; font-size: /**/small;
text-align: center;
}

Okay hmmm what is this, well this is your body tag of your blog, with the STYLE code from the post before adds the backround, but we can just add it here without the tags and code stuff , here is all I added to get my rooster on the background

body {
background:$bgcolor;
margin:0;
color:$textcolor;
font: x-small "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, Sans-serif;
font-size/* */:/**/small; font-size: /**/small;
text-align: center;
background-image: url(http://img108.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/07/13/rooster-4b5t76pzz.jpeg);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;
}

Okay see well the url wraps in the blog but on the edit page its one line, anyway I added these four elements to my BODY tag and the rest is all easy now, see below the simple code to add , well copy it and add it now, hehehe read below for more details..

background-image: url(http://);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;

Okay now what do I do, well copy the above code as is, place it at the end of the BODY TAG but make sure the } is last after it because this closes the BODY, and now for a background anytime we will just paste a link after the http:// between the ( ) just like mine above , yes its easy if we now go to a background site and look at the code, like the garbage from below code,


<script>document.write(unescape("%3Cstyle%20type%3D%22text/css%22%3E%0Abody%20%7B background-image %3A%20url%28%22http%3A//i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg %22%29%3B%20background-position%3A%20center%3B%20background-repeat%3A%20no-repeat%3B%20 background-attachment %3A%20fixed%3B%20%7D%0A%3C/style%3E%0A%3Cdiv%20id%3D%22tag%22%20 style%3D%22position%3Aabsolute %3B%20left%3A0px%3B%20top%3A30px%3B%20z-index%3A50%3B%20 width%3A150px%3B%20height%3A45px%3B%22%3E%0A%3Ca%20href%3D%22 http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3E%0A%3Cimg%20src %3D%22http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png%22%20border%3D%220%22/ %3E%0A%3C/a%3E%3C/div%3E%20"));</script>

OHHHH my god, I fell into a dumster, hehehehe okay well all we really need is this highlighted url, most of the time its the closest to the top.... Here its easy because its hosted on photobucket...

<script>document.write(unescape("%3Cstyle%20type%3D%22text/css%22%3E%0Abody%20%7B background-image %3A%20url%28%22http%3A//i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg %22%29%3B%20background-position%3A%20center%3B%20background-repeat%3A%20no-repeat%3B%20 background-attachment %3A%20fixed%3B%20%7D%0A%3C/style%3E%0A%3Cdiv%20id%3D%22tag%22%20 style%3D%22position%3Aabsolute %3B%20left%3A0px%3B%20top%3A30px%3B%20z-index%3A50%3B%20 width%3A150px%3B%20height%3A45px%3B%22%3E%0A%3Ca%20href%3D%22 http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3E%0A%3Cimg%20src %3D%22http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png%22%20border%3D%220%22/ %3E%0A%3C/a%3E%3C/div%3E%20"));</script>

now with this piece, yes only that is needed forever to change the background just highlight the link copy and paste in you body tag.... we added this

background-image: url(http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg );
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;


see I just pasted the link in the code I added and next time I want to change my background I can just go and copy the image link from another garbage code and put it in my BODY TAG and its just so simple now....

Okay now lets review, we gone to blogger and chose LAYOUT, and there is "EDIT HTML" we scrolled down to the BODY which everything needs to be between the { } and we inserted this simple code at the end just like the above sample of mine...

background-image: url(http://);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;


Next we found a background we like and copied just the link after the http:// or the code shows http%3A// so we copied up till the end of .jpg which is the image , so we copied
i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg
so we pasted it between this (http:// paste here ) in the above code that we put in our BODY TAG in our own blog, yeah yeah yeah and thats it, so next time just copy link and paste link , no widgets no hassle no de-coding or unescaping garbage and its so simple a caveman can do it, you already got the code in the html of the layout so just change the image link, one simple step.... see you are a code monster, really its simple when its all setup, if you look at the STYLE TAG from the other post you can see the background code has the above info...

<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style>


just we did not use a style but made it a real element in the BODY so now we only have one thing to change... so happy backgrounding, well since you made this STYLE TAG and have a widget already on the page, just copy that image link and paste it in the widget

<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style>

See its simple with that too, just no more gabage just get link and paste for now on.....HAPPY HAPPY Backgrounding :)



PS. Okay now if the image you want has there logo in the image well let me know where and I will download the image, photoshop it and rehost it.... yes I love photoshop too...

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

UnBranding Your Blogger Background Tutorial...

Okay this is a blog about your background from all those sites that have them already made and to get it to work right everytime , plus you can get there branding , logo crap off , its really easy to understand , well for me its easy because I am a code monkey for about 26 years now, I still write HTML (webpage code) using notepad, none of this drag and drop or easy webpage builders online , just click click wow mom I got a page on the web , mine was type type delete type type opps delete after a few hours of tweaking it I had a website with 5 running scripts and it had over 1000 pages, well made it easy , one script wrote the pages on the fly using another script that searched my database of info but enough of that lets pick on some backgrounds and tweak them. This is some simple shit to hack really really, don't let them fool you anymore.

Okay now there is a few ways to add a background to a page and the easiest is to you a style tag <style> like putting some style on the page , and one way to do some branding is to use a division tag <div> to place it where we want to, mostly in a corner somewhere at the top... hehehehe yeah I will get rid of it hehehehe anyway I gone to
http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/ and got some code from one of there backgrounds , here it is below

<script>document.write(unescape("%3Cstyle%20type%3D%22text/css%22%3E%0Abody%20%7B background-image %3A%20url%28%22http%3A//i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg %22%29%3B%20background-position%3A%20center%3B%20background-repeat%3A%20no-repeat%3B%20 background-attachment %3A%20fixed%3B%20%7D%0A%3C/style%3E%0A%3Cdiv%20id%3D%22tag%22%20 style%3D%22position%3Aabsolute %3B%20left%3A0px%3B%20top%3A30px%3B%20z-index%3A50%3B%20 width%3A150px%3B%20height%3A45px%3B%22%3E%0A%3Ca%20href%3D%22 http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3E%0A%3Cimg%20src %3D%22http%3A//www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png%22%20border%3D%220%22/ %3E%0A%3C/a%3E%3C/div%3E%20"));</script>

WTF is this garbage, yes its a trick so you can not steal the code , uhhhh silly rabbit tricks are for stupid people, anyway in this is the simple code needed to get the background on your blog and its easy easy, first we need to understand what they did was use javascript code and a old fasion percent encoding, its because in scripting sometimes it needs to be escaped this way to interpet the aurguments in the code, but what they are doing is trying to hide the code using javascript, I said all you need is a STYLE TAG and you got background, notice in the beginning of this script code is says unescape, yes it is to convert it back to normal when it renders your page, but sometimes having more than one code on a page will mess this code up and sometimes this code screws up other code on your page so enough of that crap unescape it by going here
http://www.web-code.org/coding-tools/javascript-escape-unescape-converter-tool.html
now copy the above garbage code into the bottom box on the converter page and press the button "complete unescape" and now in the top box is the simple code, copy this code and paste into blogger to edit the code but don't save it yet ... looks like this now

<script>document.write(unescape("<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style><div id="tag" style="position:absolute ; left:0px; top:30px; z-index:50; width:150px; height:45px;"><a href="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png" border="0"/ ></a></div> "));</script>

Okay wait wait wait, this code looks funny but lets break it down, first off its not scripting language anymore so we can not use this as is, it will fail, so we need to get rid of the <script> Tags because it is not scripting language anymore and I see it has 2 parts we need , ohhh one we need but you can see the STYLE AND DIVISION tags are here , lets break it down to the 2 parts. Everything between the <style></style> is the background code.

Here is the style to add a background image

<style type="text/css">body { background-image : url("http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o401/Thecutestblogontheblock/Melancholycopy.jpg "); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment : fixed; }</style>

Look how small the background code really is, wow thats all you need really kewl, simple and clean....


Everything between the <div></div> is the branding/logo code.

Here is the division code to put the logo image up in the left top corner

<div id="tag" style="position:absolute ; left:0px; top:30px; z-index:50; width:150px; height:45px;"><a href="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.thecutestblogontheblock.com/images/tag.png" border="0"/ ></a></div>

All this is for it to brand their website on yours but I have a problem with cheap ass websites who can't host their own images, this place has images on photobucket.com and sometimes when they get to much traffic from millions of hits they will shut down the account, most reliable place host the images on their own web server and can handle the traffic, just goes to show this place has not the space or the traffic capabilities on the website, just got a small webspace on a lowbuget server somewhere, maybe I am wrong but why host on a site that could shut down and I might have the background anytime, most chances are it will be up on my page when I get traffic but it could be shut down so why brand my page with a unrealiable service, maybe I said it could be but its fun to hack code anyway....


Now all this other code at the beginning and end is useless unless we had a script to execute but we broke down the script into simple html code and now it will work in all browsers just fine and will work in any blog, so see this here <script>document.write(unescape(" is not needed and the ending of it "));</script> is no use to us now either, we have no more JAVASCRIPT code to worry bout, by just deleting these 2 parts from start and end you can paste all the code left here and still have the branding of their site but yet you not have this JAVASCRIPT to run which some browsers have a hard time when you got lots of code like this all mixed up, thats why this really is only a trick to hide there simple code and not really useful for web design. There is a place for scripting and using such code but for simple stuff you don't need this garbage, use scripting for complex stuff like what its for and not this silly trick to fool people and have it not execute on your blog, so many people having trouble with this garbage but hey you just took the trash out hehehehehe....

All you need to do is in blogger is delete everything except the the style code above or go to layout and click add html/javascript like at the bottom of the page and paste this STYLE CODE ABOVE that you did in notepad and now you have the background, You need to be careful when deleting because in blogger it tries to group the symbols together so I place the cursor at the start point of the style and backspace it all away and place curser and end of style tag and press and hold delete it all off the end, I prefer to add it to the real html editing under the body tag myself so I will post again about that for more advance users, hehehehe really its easier because all you change is the http address of where the image is and its that simple so yeah will post that in another post, anyway have fun being a code monster.

Bout time I get to bloggin,

Yes I have been like a slacker about blogging, so next blog will be useless info so yeah read on

<img src="blah/blah" > next uhhhh <style=text/css> okay just testing this code to make sure I can write code and not execute , this is for my next post <font color ="fa436b" size = "+6">..

</style>

okay will write a nice post about some simple hack that can be for blogspot backgrounds, now I can show code hmmm not easy to do that but <html><code for you/size=0 color="black">

Friday, March 13, 2009

Back to work, Back to work..

Well as you all heard I got called backed to work, they are calling 10 people back, well I was number 11 on the list and got called. Yeah!!! At first it was going to be a different department as a machine operator for 3 bucks an hour less than the assembler position, then they called at the last minute and said I get my old job back as a assembler and my pay will be the same as before.... so no pay cut, also after 227 more hours of work I get a $1.20 raise which with the shift differential since I work 5pm to 5am fri, sat, and sun I will be making $16.75 an hour whew hew can't wait lets get those 227 hours over with..

I was hoping to learn a different dept. and the $12 an hour would of been fine because it would of got to $13.33 after my raise and the work would of been easier on my body but hey I will make the best of what I can get and I will get in shape with the assembler position, lots of moving and bending and lifting so guess its worth it. plus I know the bosses in that area and the crew which I spent 5 months with so it will be nice to see people I know, but on the other hand getting to meet new people would be nice, since most of the kids are gone now, this place should be alot better to work at.. tonight I start so yeah should be asleep but I am like a kids on the first day of school..

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Are Ghosts Real or Just inside my head??

Okay to be honest about that, YES, Ghosts are real inside your head.. LOL, so I will give some tidbits on the reasons why there are no ghosts or paranormal crap so your mind can open and then I will give some science study to show its all in your head. I use to watch , well still do for the fun of it but these shows are popping up on every channel now, was just SciFi had it with those 2 dudes as plumbers now TV stars for selling ghost stories LOL... first clue, its the Science Fiction Channel (SciFi) hehehe okay but really even courtTV now named uhhh something new but they also now have a show about ghosts, what are they gonna take them to court LOL, its big bucks and remember the first clue and now the second clue is TV , yes fear sells big time on TV..

Okay now for some tidbits, first off these shows always get the people to tell them what they saw and get a lowdown on whats haunting this place , then they set up and wait then turn out all the lights, waiting for the witching hour LOL, ......., WHY??? all the stories are when people were at work or home and the lights were on when they seen a ghost, people don't walk around work at 3am with a flashlight looking for ghost, well gee its because its spooky and looks good on TV, dark pictures with these people runnin around in the dark hehehehe I can't believe they think ghost will come out at night, if they were real they can come out anytime they want too, why only set up for a few hours anyway and not like a week or a month and run this test equipment 24/7 for awhile, maybe because they could not make a show about that... LOL

Another thing that cracks me up is the fact that they always say spirits are left behind from a traggic death...uhhhh this is not fact because then all ghost would be pissed off to the max and there would be no good ghost, they always say ohhh there is a good ghost but there is an evil presence in the house whooooo whoooooo... WTF if thats the case I can see alot of traggic deaths, man has been on this planet for over 6,000 years and there has been alot of deaths during this period, and why is it just man, animals die too... look at all the elephants that got killed for there tusks, why is there no angry elephant ghosts running through the jungles scaring people off.. LOL , think about all the death on this planet for millions of years, why is T-Rex not scaring us? has his ghost gone into the light , hmmmm maybe but why not a few stay behind and scare other animals if not us, yes your dog runs from the ghost of T-rex .. LOL

Another little tidbit to ponder is like they say from the civil war time , ohhh I saw this man dressed in a confederate suit with a hat, so they say its general so so wtf , anyway uhhh, think now he died in war, traggic, did his suit die?, and his hat and belt and the buttons on his suit, if so then alot of wool and cotton would be haunting us too along with alot of other plant material, the man died, a living man died, why is he wearing a suit then as a ghost, he should be naked, because his suit did not die and turn into a spirit, or did his suit die? Say a man dies in his car, hmmm james dean and his car should be driving down the highway then, or would just his spirit be here? spirit or ghost, they don't where clothes because the close have not died , or the brass buttons or a metal car... ohhh the woman ghost on the stairs is wearing a dress, looks like a old dress, well yeah because the fable you heard told you she died in 1800 something and they described a white dress to you as well, just another seed planted in your head... ohhhh now you see some theory here... yes planting seeds I am I am LOL...

Do you have to have a soul to be a ghost? well some church minded folk believe the old testament and think animals have no soul, well if this was true then there would be no animal ghosts, maybe thats why we never see old yeller sitting on the porch, he had no soul the poor dog, so do plants have a soul?, what living things have souls? can you tell me please.. just curious if you have to have a soul to be a ghost because lets say in a forest fire, all them animals and trees would become ghost from a violent death and next time your in the woods they would be haunting you, maybe huh, you think... or is man and only man can be a ghost on this earth?, I really would like to know this answer for sure.. What makes a ghost or how is a ghost made?

okay another tidbit of a seed to plant here... now back in the 20's and 30's there was a german dude named hans holzer, google it, he decribes alot about what ghosts are and can do, he says they can not move objects, like light switches or rattle chains and open doors that are locked shut, WHY?? well its because he explains ghosts are a energy and not a solid form, kinda hard to explain here in this post but if the wind was blowing hard enough it might be able to turn on the light switch on the wall but for a ghost to blow into your house at 100 miles an hour well the wind gust from this wild ghost might open your door hehehehe well anyway you need to read about hans and get some insight because I think he even believed they did exist but science was not up to par back then as they are now, hans had no way to test the human brain with test equipment, they only look for ghosts , well what if you test the brain and see what it is doing, hmmm not good for a TV show because then people would know and not watch anymore...

Well the Science Channel, not SciFi Channel but SCIENCE CHANNEL, did blow the cover and it made alot of sense as to what these paranormal people are seeing with there testing techniques which I do have to admit, it does make a good tv show but so does freddy and jason which are also based inside your head, well freddy lives there hehehehehehe and now we will explore the realm of the human brain and see what goes on inside, the first bit is the planting of seeds help... when someone tells you this place is haunted, then they decribed in detail all the hauntings and where they happen, well now your brain just got some seeds planted and now the show inside your head will play along with this script...its like you now know and will remember this story as you walk into this house or hotel and you will keep playing this story and just maybe you too seen the ghost of old yeller sittin on the porch.... really he is a ghost you know.. LOL

Now we all know the brain works on electricty, the human body works on little impulses of electric current and our surroundings have a big affect on what we feel and see and hear and most of all , its all stored in your brain and can be played back at anytime but beside that lets get back to the brain, now for a deal breaker, these paranormal freaks have this meter called a EMF meter, well its for detecting electromagnetic fields, and they say when it jumps its a good indication of a huanting, hehehehe these guys are funny, yeah its true hehehehe in a sense because your brain works on this and so does radio wave and electricity in powerline and just about all things work with EMF, even this planet has alot of EMF in places all around the world you can peak that meter from just walking through the park, hehehehe so yeah we are huanted from EMF alright hehehehe ghosts must be made of Electromagnetic Energy, because most elements on earth are or have this propery within itself or can generate this energy...

Now we know about that, here is some other facts about hauntings.... Your brain stores seeds of everything you hear, smell, touch and see, its all stored in your brain, so when you dream it will pull out random seeds and play a movie, its the only way to explain this but yeah you don,t dream of a girl that you never met or seen before, somewhere in a magazine or in a tv commercial or just walking through a park you seen this girl, you might not remember seeing her because it was just a 100th of a second glimpse but your brain stored this info in its seed pod... okay now we know about seeds, well if no one told you this place was haunted and you stayed at this hotel and never knew someone died in this room you are in, you might not ever see a ghost or even think about it now... so is it haunted for real or just a seed in your head? now if you see a ghost and was not told well then another realm has happened...

This realm deals withhow the brain works and its defenses as well, its all on electrical impulses and they did some testing with some folks, these guys were put into a room, then they submitted low doses of electromagnetic energy to see what the effect were, well most test subjects started to sweat and they became aggitated, and most started to sense and feel fear and could not take being in this room anymore, some subjects even said they saw stuff that was not there, because the room was empty but yet they seen stuff and believed it was real, this was a test of the brain for sure and the defenses were fear, they were scared to be in this room but why? well it was because the brain was influenced by this ectrical field which in turn made the brain just tracks and the seeds were like getting tossed around in the brain salad and it was like ohhhh so its all in your head, well yeah kinda....

Most hauntings are in old large rock or brick buildings, or in places of high electromagnetic feilds like close to a power station or something, bad wiring in the house, but for the old castles or mansion well they are built out of limestone bricks, large limestone cut into bricks and made into a castle, well they did tests and found out these stones contain particles which when you get alot of them togehter, like in a old 100 foot tall castle with a moat LOL had to throw in the moat but anyway these stones all piled high on one and another put off a high electromagnetic charge in the air, so you get your salad brain inside this old castle with no power around for miles you still see ghosts because you are in this feild of enegry which is a natural thing on this earth, shit happens and now you are in a field of enegry which will make you aggitated and maybe you will see stuff thats not really there, its all in your head...

Now most of these shows on TV are going to places that are of large old stone buildings and they say alot of torture and death happened in this old castle or this old mental hospitol people died and a nurse jump to her death from the tenth story and this old hospitol is now haunted, well chances are it has alot of electro fields in and around it and these seeds are in your head its haunted so now your senses start to run wild and this fear you have gets worse and ohhh shit you saw that nurse in the hallway of that building...LOL anyway in most cases with hauntings no 2 people see the same thing at the same time, WHY? hmmm dunno but I would like to know more about what goes on with these hauntings, I would love to go to a huanted house or castle, tell me and plant all the seeds you want and I want to see if I can shut that off and not be affraid.

On every show I have seen, they have not even come close to prove anything that is a solid case, not one, they might say ohhhh paranormal activity happened, well that just means there not sure, and with the voices they hear on tape is about the same thing, electromagnetic energy from broadcast can and will affect the test equipment, them talking on there little walkie talkies can interfere with the test, so everything they do, they have a battery on the tv camera for the light well that can effect the outcome of the test, these people really don't do a real paranormal test at all that can be a scientific statement, so I just laugh at the shows, why else do they have a TV camera for?? they are boring anymore to watch after watching this show about how its all in your head on the science channel.. damn them smart people on TV, kinda makes me now want to go and learn more about the brain salad mush we have in our heads.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

What women really want more than anything !!

Well I always knew this answer but this TV show was really fun and interesting to watch, it was about attraction and what we find sexy, male and female, so in short talk for the male, hehehehe it was simple, just look at the eyes then tits and then down and if she said yes well that was sexy, hehehe well sex for them, but the women on the other hand were really uhhhh like uhhh funny...

In the tests and all the experiments I learned alot, learn that when men sweat woman can not stand the smell at all, but when they ovulate they love the smell of men's sweat and will kill for it, hehehe really they hate men all other times so when its time to reproduce is when men can get lucky very easy, so remember that men and wrap your meat very well hehehehe ovulate means uhhhh prego if your not careful hehehehe..

I learned so much about women's behavior and what goes on inside there little heads, some I already knew and this little tidbit I always knew, all men know this, we are programmed to know, women want one thing from us, nope hehehe its not just a big fat dick, that's something they all want but even more this will shock ya, maybe but if your a woman you already know about this so its not a shocker and if your a guy well you already know too because you never get laid if your ugly but wait maybe you can......

In this test they took a bunch of women and had them rate pictures of men all different ages and sizes from 1 to 10, 1 being the ugliest fucker on earth to 10 of the ultimate species, anyway out of all the photos there was one 9 and yes he was so so cute I guess, but the women though so, and believe it or not there was a 1, just one but yeah he was voted by all to be classed as a 1... anyway several men were 3 and 4 and 5 then 9 hehehehe no 6 or 7's but one 9...

Okay now for the truth about women and how they rate cuteness, they then took these same photos to see what happens if you add like a fake career and boost it for the uglyfuck number 1 they made him a software dude that made $345,000 a year and then made the hottie number 9 a cashier and he made $23,000 and the 3 and 4 and 5's made between 50 and 100 grand, then they showed these flyers they made with the mans pictures and there age and earning and status stuff, well hehehehehe yes the uglyfuck #1 lowlife dude that sucked was now voted a 10 by every woman that saw his flyer, the hottie number 9 sexy bomb was a big fat 1 by all the women, the rest were still 3 , 4, and 5 and even a 6 and 7 because the one made like 150 grand a year but WTF, does money buy sexy and cuteness or what?

I can not believe these tests but there were done by doctors of science to understand human behavior, well yeah women are just gold diggers at heart because just a picture and they dog a guy to being below dirt but when they just saw his income he became a GOD, even the hottie 9 was a dog after getting as high as a 9 by all these women he was a dog when they found out he was a cashier, so being cute and sexy to a women is how fat your wallet is, plain and simple fact of life that I already knew but I still think this was important but they did not go off on this test like I did hehehehe I just think its funny because with just pictures a 10 did not exist but did when $$$$$$$ was laid out, and it did not matter who had it, they are GOD in the eyes of women...

yeah I know you all will say money does it matter, and yeah already heard about the little dick thing too and all these women said the same thing but the tests they were in and did showed women all wanted a big fat dick who had alot of money but hey dick size did not matter if you had money so the uglydudes with little dick, you all can get laid, just need to have a lot of $$$$$$$..... sweat all you want because with a fat wallet hehehe that don't matter, nothing matters but one thing and that's to have all the gold. Women should know not to submit to these tests, just shows whats really inside there minds.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Catch 22 for the mentally impared??? WTF...

This is how the CATCH 22 works, I live in washington, I worked in Idaho, so my unemployment claim is through Idaho, but since I live in washington, Idaho has no help they can offer for a dislocated worker unless I lived in Idaho, well if the mental shop could of waited another month we would of been Idaho residents and I could get all kinds of help from the state, WTF like since I live half mile from the state line and paid Idaho state tax and worked the last 2 years for companies in Idaho I get no help, stupid dumb ass mother fuckers, guess I will work in my state then, so fuck Idaho...LOL just letting it out... piss me off...

Well Washington is almost the same, I live here but since I have a claim against Idaho and not a Washington claim, this state can not help me with being a dislocated worker unless my claim was in Washington and that I reside here, Maybe if they had a state tax I would of had to pay even if I worked out of state, so change your fuckin laws bastards, hehehehe wait, ohh I like the no state tax thing.... but they do have one program that might help but its up in the air as well.. I might qualify for one program but its only if the big boss places me as a dislocated... WTF someone behind a desk who doesn't care about nothing but there state paycheck gets to decide whats best for me, FUCK ME like I need a good fuckin bitch.....

This is the fact I only worked at Mental Shop for 5 months and since I still have an active CDL they claim I am not dislocated because I can get a driving job since I did that before making bullets, well if I worked another month I would qualify but they say since it was a mass layoff that I am a dislocated worker so its up in the air on how they will decide my fate.. So what the Fuck say I am not qualified but I am considered dislocated by what the law states on one side but the other side says well you should of worked longer or gave up my CDL so WTF make up your mind and then let me know who I can be fuckin pissed off at...

I told them that I quit driving because I have a baby girl at home and need to be home and not gone for 8 weeks at a time so the nice lady will run this by her boss to see if I do actually qualify as a dislocated worker and can get some help.... So just maybe I will get some help because you really can't force me into a career I really have no means to do, I told her I need to be home to help my family and family is first and so lets hope this will work out, or else we will be out on the street with no home soon, I mean soon, too soon and I worry everyday so FUCKIN help me or I will be forced to do something else that would not be so damn fucking nice at all.. WTF some people just don't fuckin care about life at all, not like I am asking alot but just do your fuckin job and maybe I will stay and pay taxes and you can keep your job maybe....

What I heard on the news was terrible, Washingtons unemployment has not been this high for over a decade and they say is already broke new records and they predict its only going to get higher and higher in the months to follow, massive state cuts all over and well hopefully they can trim the fat and nobody will get help or some of the state employees can stand in the line with us to get there free fucking cheese....maybe lose their house as well fuckin assholes .... playing god from your office aint so sweet when they take your desk from ya... so remember you can't be first but you will be next... for clean version of this post, read the comments in my wifes blog.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Want to go to school but how????

I get online to look at how to get grants and stuff to go to school and I get the run around and just been going in circles, so far I see a few things I need to do is first pick what I want to do and then talk to somebody at that school about financial aid programs, but I thought there was like federal grants and special grants for dislocated workers so HELP what do I do to check into going to school and get paid for it some how or help to pay for the schooling since we have no money and might be homeless next month....

I thought it was going to be easy but it looks like I would have to wait till july before I can start school anyway or can I start sooner??? I am looking at maybe a 2 year associate degree in electronic technology..... lots of jobs I could of had if I had this degree, maybe some computer science classes would be good too but for now I will put this computer down and take a break, got too much going on and friday I need to go to the clarkston/walla walla school and talk with worksource about the dislocated worker program and what I can get from them so HELP if you know anything about going to school and the steps I should do to get there, THNX :)

My Daughter pee's like a boy...!

Okay hehehe now the title sounds strange but so is this tidbit, after dinner the wife was getting baby K's bath ready and the little one was runnin around in her diaper, then next I noticed she had no diaper on and was runnin around, so I assumed the wife took it off and its almost time for bath, well baby K just standing there in front of the bathroom lookin in at the bath and mommy well her hand was wet and she started shakin it and I looked at her and the carpet was wet in a puddle in front of her, hehehehe OMG..

Anyway she then looked at me and I can see it all down her legs, poor baby hehehehe so the wife says go put her on her potty chair, okay so I did and she sat there but all was out so we just sat there and I told her this is where you potty, over and over I said it hehehehe well while they are in the bathroom and baby K is soaking in the tub, I had a bright Idea, I put carpet fresh down to soak it up and then I would vacuum up the mess, uhhhhhh it turned into concrete and was like a solid mass of grey matter on the carpet, vacuum did nothing, well we had a steam vac in the garage that did not sell at a garage sale so I got on my hands and knees and got the carpet wet, hehehe no I did not stand there and pee , and no I did not squat like a girl and pee either, geee get it out of your head...

I scrubbed and scrubbed and got it all wet and scrubbed and finally got it all cleaned up and the carpet is now all clean hehehehehe okay I never thought my daughter was going to stand there and pee on the carpet or that carpet fresh turns into concrete when it gets wet and dries. Well she has no clue yet to sit down so we are gonna start her off on some pull ups to get her to learn about where and when and how to potty, most of the time now she holds it and holds it and then in the middle of the night she fills up her diaper and its like 20 pounds when you change it, so next time lets hope I am not standing in front hehehehe luckily I was behind and back like 3 steps but when I saw the puddle and her shakin her hand I almost started to laugh but that would not of been good either.... well my daughter pee's like a boy... LOL

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Seriously So Stressed but the sun was shining Today YEAH?

Wow this is about the worst time to be jobless, January is cold and the power bill will show it and I am so stressed out , bills are going to be like piling up on us soon.. Today the sun was shining and I felt good for about 20 minutes, must of been that vitamin D they say .... winter blues and loosing my job add up to WTF...

Well I got bored and when I get bored I have to use my mind and do something, well I did I went to microsoft on the web and read in depth about XP and Vista.. I like to learn alot and I learned so much I just had to play on my PC and found out alot of services that are running and no need because I have nothing on my PC that uses that service, there are like 120 services windows can run and some start on auto and they run 24/7 even if you not need them, so I went through all of them and read about each one and learned and learned....

Well now I tuned that part of my PC and it frees up RAM that the PC needs to run, plus I found more tweaks in programs that are within windows that run and run but yet you never access them or need them unless your a developer or even more high tech, a power user, so I learned about 40 different things windows can do and yes windows is powerful for people who need the power but if you don't then its just wasting precious valueable RAM you need to operate windows better, I learned and learned about windows so much, that I should be a power user but I trimmed so much fat out of it, this baby can run like a champ, one click and boom I am there..

I also got bored and read about protocols involving how networking flows and why it does what its does and was able to actually tweak it as well so now the internet seems faster so ever thing I learned is good, all because the sun was shining and I felt like shit I learned, but most of it I knew about but the refresher is always good. I should of gone to school for this stuff because now I know more than the techs who do go to class, this stuff is way out there and most people would never go deep like I did but now I know WTF makes microsoft so stupid but now I see between the lines and they should make just a trimmed windows version for the simple minds of folks who don't need all this crap that is for software nobody has or ever will have.

Alot also has to do with software you run and some tweaks with that are important as well.... Even Antivirus Software can really slow slow slow you down, so I read about all the ways and whats about it and found a new program that is like the pro shit and it does not slow you down, the program we were on was like shit, constipated hehehehe but it was better than most of the others which everyone has, if you got Norton you got good stuff but its constipated and any other like Avast(what we the pro version) or kasperkey and AVG or shit so many of them they are like dried up shit, hehehehe okay just remeber NOD32, maybe look it up, anyway alot can slow you down and I can find all the spyware and crap with this new program, so I got rid of 2 programs which were top with one that works better and better, but just having AntiVirus software is a good thing so don't panic , its better than none at all...even if it slows you down its still good to have.

Anyway thanks for listening and if you ever need a microsoft run down or a tweak here and there I bet you I can solve the problem faster than the tech you know and trust, yeah I know the geek squad is out there and alot of folks call them and their little geek mobile hehehehe it even says geek squad on the logo hehehehe well they come to you and solve the easiet stuff, hey I have a thought, I want to join the geek squad, I got the hair for it, I just got to loose like 100 pounds and I can look like I drink coffee all day and never know what fun is hehehehehe yeah I can become a geek, I gonna check into what it takes to be a computer guru... all because the sun was shining....and I was bored just had to read about windows again.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Just so DAMN STRESSED OUT......

I feel so sick, too much too fast, I can't believe its not butter... I am so stressed about everything, no job, have to go to the foodbank, spend WIC check for Baby K to have milk and cereal, I am so stressed about my hair cut, see photo below

As you can't really see the damages hehehehe D has a better picture of how short, short really is... I been so stressed out I think I got a disease but D says its just HIVES, wtf is that, I got these bumps that itch all over my body and its just driving me fuckin crazy...

I think someone needs to just take me out, yeah just take me out, and leave me there hehehe I been applying for work everywhere and been hitting up every resource I can find and its just not there...

And what pisses me off the most, I have called and left messages with several people, no one ever calls me back, all these apps and not one words from anyone after I hear ohh we will call, yeah fuck you and put your phone up your ass.....F,n bitch...

So all I can do is just pace the floor and I feel so sick I am not sure if I should shit or puke or do both at the same time to just get over it hehehe anyway not much else to say but GOD DAMN IT ........ WTF just put me out...

OKAY, whew I feel better now ohhh I see the girlfriend posted hehehe ohhh no better go check it out.... and no have no pubic problems funny girl.....

"You can't be first but you sure can be next"